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Former PURR Cat Cafe Owner Diane Kelly Vows Lawsuit Against Turtleboy In Long Winded Message Calling Me A Slut

 

I have been trying to get Diane Kelly to come on the live show ever since SSTG published her blogs about Diane’s ridiculous mismanagement skills before and after opening the PURR Cat Cafe in Brighton. Sadly, none of my messages were ever returned.

Then this happened last night.

As you can see, Diane is vowing to sue us, after being inspired by the the failed lawsuit filed by disgraced Worcester City Councillor Michael T. Gaffney. Ironically while accusing me of defamation she is making up a story about me and anal sex from back in my teaching days. She’s also writing a book on Facebook which will consist of her republishing our content about her. Checkmate Turtleboy.

The most remarkable part of this story continues to be how this woman was ever allowed to open a cat cafe in the first place, and how in God’s name they survived for two years without any major incidents (besides that one time the cops got called there because Diane was passed out on the bathroom floor during the middle of the day).

She also says that Kiss 108 is doing a story on here too, and wants millennials to ask her questions and/or show her their gerber servers.

It also sounds like she’s starting a new cat cafe called PURRFECT CLAW, and is getting married to a woman named Jackson.

Assuming of course that Jackson is a human being and not a cat, which I think we can all agree is a 50/50 proposition. If Jackson is indeed a female human being it would seem to run counter to her philosophy on lesbians in general.

I’m so mad at myself for not using “typical lesbian trying to have an opinion” as a comeback in that message.

I don’t know why she’s all of a sudden obsessed with Turtleboy now, but she’s clearly got Turtle on the mind a lot lately.

Diane, as always, you are welcome to come on the Live show whenever you want, give me a piece of your mind, and let people know the REAL story.

 

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