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Unpopular Opinion: Myles Garrett Should Play Again This Year And Would If He Had Beaten A Woman Off The Field Instead

 

This will probably be about as popular as my opinion that we should nuke the sharks, but Myles Garrett shouldn’t be suspended for the rest of the year, Mason Rudolph is a d-bag, and the Steelers are self-victimizing themselves because they have to play the Browns again in 2 weeks, the Browns are a contender for the playoffs now (they have Cincinnati twice and the Dolphins) and don’t want to face Myles Garrett again.

That’s my hot sportball take of the weekend.

If Myles Garrett had done that same exact thing to a woman in a hotel hallway he’d be the Browns third down running back.

Oh wait, they already have a third round running back that did that and his name is Kareem Hunt.

Mason Rudolph is a punk who tried ripping Garrett’s helmet off and then came after him.

Garrett was 1,000% in the wrong for using the helmet as a weapon and could’ve killed him. But he didn’t, and everyone’s fine now.

We pay these guys to be violent sociopaths for our entertainment. We don’t get to pearl clutch when they snap.

Ultimately I am a consumer of sport. I want to see the best of the best when I turn on the TV. Myles Garrett is top five defensive player in the NFL right now on a competitive team that will make the playoffs. The league is a better place with him in it.

The end.

 

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