Activist Woman Finds Nothing Funny About Facebook Commentary After Midget On Moped Gets Arrested For Shooting At South Bay Mall 

 

According to Live Boston a midget on a moped was arrested after fleeing a shooting at Rachael Rollins favorite place – the South Bay Mall. And the commentary was a little bit hilarious.

That guy got the short end of the stick. Not sure what his name is, but for now we’ll call him Grimey – the 8th dwarf who took the short bus out of the forest for life in the big city and developed a bad crack habit. Word is he was injured during his arrest and will be taking the officers to small claims court. He doesn’t remember any of this due to short term memory loss, but luckily for him they’re serving short ribs in lockup tonight.

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Too funny. Although poor Shauna Helton didn’t think any of this was a laughing matter.

Which is surprising because she looks like she has a great sense of humor.

Relax shorty!

 

 

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