Angry Man Contacts Charlie Baker’s Snitch Line To Report Groveland Ice Cream Shop For Allowing People To Wait In Line Without Masks
This is Robert Contardo Jr.
As you can see, he’s a coronabro who thinks he saved the lives of other human beings by hiding in his house. Earlier this week he decided to ignore his own advice by going out to get Ice Cream at Jeff and Maria’s in Groveland. Since it was 90 degrees there were a lot of people there, which deeply upset Robert and prompted him to write this aggressive email.
What a chode. My favorite part is how he ends the email like he’s some sort of hardo, yet the premise of his email is that he’s frightened to death of a virus with a 99.98% recovery rate. If you’re someone his age and you’re afraid of coronavirus, then you are either a coward of epic proportions or just not informed about who dies from COVID.
Imagine how much of a loser you have to be to see human beings standing in line outdoors on the hottest day of the year so they can enjoy ice cream, and then you decide to go home, write a “detailed complaint” to the governor’s snitch line, and then email the business to let them know just how horrible you are. Since he’s giving out advice, allow me to suggest to Robert that he really needs to get rid of that pornstache.
Sir, you are not a relief pitcher for the Red Sox circa 1992.
If you’re afraid of the virus at this point then you should just stay home forever. No one wants to listen to you anymore. The Karening ended when the protests began. Free people are going to do free people stuff and people like you who are afraid of a virus with a 99.98% survival rate can sit in their home and pleasure themselves to the Sears catalogue.
He does stuff like this often too.
Oh. My. God.
How did he survive this horrific ordeal?
Someone may want to tell Robert that a person standing several feet away from you while they’re outside cannot transmit the virus to you. Either way, the fact that he once again contacted authorities to cry about it, and then told the world about it by posting on Facebook, illustrates just how awful and unbearable Robert Contardo Jr. is. He should be shunned from polite society, mocked, and laughed at until he hopefully gets COVID and expires.
This is the culture that Charlie Baker has created by making a tip line to report businesses that are breaking the rules. This is what your government is investing their time in. The same government that allowed the virus to spread with impunity in nursing homes, suddenly realized that masks saved lives after the virus already peaked, and doesn’t want your kids to go back to school despite the fact that zero children in this state have died from COVID.
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