Antonio Brown’s Accuser’s Story Doesn’t Seem Believable, But Allow Me To Translate His Sexually Derogatory Email About Her Momma Into English

 

Just a couple days after the Patriots signed embattled all-pro receiver Antonio Brown, a woman has come forward with claims that he sexually assaulted her on three separate occaions.

NYT: Antonio Brown of the New England Patriots, the most prominent wide receiver in the N.F.L., has been accused of raping a woman who worked as his trainer, according to a federal lawsuit filed Tuesday in the Southern District of Florida. The lawsuit says that Brown — in three separate incidents, two in June 2017 and another in May 2018 — sexually assaulted a woman named Britney Taylor, a gymnast whom he met while they were attending Central Michigan together and whom he later hired as a trainer.

According to the suit, Brown sexually assaulted Taylor twice during training sessions in June 2017. First, he exposed himself and kissed her without permission, the lawsuit says. Later that month, the lawsuit says, while they were streaming religious programming on a tablet at his South Florida home, Brown started masturbating behind Taylor and ejaculated on her back. The lawsuit contains images of profane messages that Taylor says Brown sent to her about the incident.

Taylor ended her working relationship with Brown, the lawsuit says, but several months later, when he contacted her to apologize, she relented. She was, according to the lawsuit, “swayed by his assurance that he would cease any sexual advances.” Then, the lawsuit says, on May 20, 2018, Brown forced her onto a bed, pushed her face into the mattress and “forcibly” raped her. She tried to resist him, screaming and repeatedly shouting “no” and “stop,” the lawsuit says, but Brown refused and penetrated her. The lawsuit says that Taylor told at least three people about the incidents: her mother, Brown’s chef and a member of her church, who advised her to come forward.

I know we’re supposed to believe all women, but I just don’t believe this woman. She waited until he signed with the Patriots for $15 million before she comes out with this lawsuit? And instead of going to the cops and actually having him arrested, since she’s alleging a serious crime, she sues him instead?

Nah.

If we are to believe this is true then it means she hung out with once and he started flogging the dolphin in front of her, without asking. But instead of staying away from him or calling the police, she decided to get together with again a few weeks later at his house, so they could “stream religious programming on a tablet.”

https://twitter.com/LionTQ/status/1171832364152102916

Then, when she wasn’t looking somehow, he snuck up behind her and did unspeakable things to her backside.

I’d like to believe that two incidents with a man, in which he took his male organs out of his pants in order to pleasure himself on her without her consent, would keep her away from him. But instead he pinky swore that he wouldn’t do it again, so she got with a third time, in his bedroom of all places, and she ended up being sexually assaulted once more. However, despite the graphic and serious nature of the matter, she only told her mother, her pastor, and his chef. Because his chef is one of her most trust confidantes.

Nah.

She’s also meeting with the NFL, but not until she gets married first.

Antonio Brown's former trainer Britney Taylor – who filed a sexual assault lawsuit against her former client Tuesday – is willing and planning to meet with the NFL next week, which is as soon as she can, sources tell ESPN. First, Taylor is getting married.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) September 11, 2019

She needs money for her wedding. How convenient.

Now let me just say that I believe that Antonio Brown is one of the most deplorable people on earth, and if he couldn’t run fast and catch a football he’d be selling food stamps on Facebook. That’s why this email he wrote her, which was included in the lawsuit, is exactly what I thought an angry email from Antonio Brown sounded like.

Allow me to read that out loud.

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The bottom line here is that Antonio Brown is a garbage human being, and unless he radically changes then his time in New England won’t last long. However, it doesn’t make him a rapist, and this chick’s lawsuit seems bogus.

 

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