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Bangor Man Calls State Police And Attorney On Turtleboy For Criticizing His Bullying Tactics And Calling Him Santa Sex Offender


We’re back on YouTube and will be doing the Live Show there tonight at 9 PM about the topic in this blog. Jeff and Joe are both more than welcomed to email me at [email protected] if they’d like to join me. Click here to subscribe to our YouTube channel.

Earlier in the week we published a blog about a Bangor man named Jeff Kirlin, who fancies himself some sort of Internet badass to be feared because he leads online harassment campaigns against local businesses if he doesn’t agree with their politics. After the blog was published he took his Facebook page down in shame before putting it back up again and attempting to downplay the fact that tens of thousands of people now know what a horrible douche whistle he is.

One of the pathetic losers who follows him is a man named Joe Bartek, who bragged that the day he joined one of Jeff’s mobs and harassed a local business called Cake Mama was the “best day of the pandemic.”

Now Joe is really upset that we pointed out that he looked like Santa Sex Offender, and has resorted to calling me a KKK member, even though he chooses to live in one of the whitest states in the country.

Poor Joe is a boomer who doesn’t understand how the Internet works and seems to think that people in his community sent us images of his friend, whose Facebook page is wide open. According to Joe he no longer feels safe in his own home and called his attorney and the State Police like the little bitch that he is.

“Hello, State Police? There’s a blog that called me out for joining an Internet bully mob, and they said mean things about my appearance. I’m gonna need you to put my fat ass in witness protection until this all dies down.”

It’s OK when he harasses local businesses, but don’t you dare point out that he looks like an altar boy’s worst nightmare.

He’s also alerting his lawyer to the comments section because people there said mean things about his friend.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – get your boomers off of the Interwebz. They’re not ready for it, and they’re just going to embarrass themselves.

Looks like this whole “I’m a victim because people were mean to me and now they need to go to jail” thing isn’t new for him either.

He’s very emotional guys. You can’t make fun of him at all.

Anyway, if Joe or Jeff wants to call in and debate me they’re more than welcomed to. But generally people like them prefer to pick on those who don’t fight back. Once you stand up to them and just mock them for being terrible they don’t really know what to do.



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