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Cranston Mother Arrested For Child Neglect Was Smoking Pot In Basement While 2 Year Old Nearly Drowned In Pool, Has Plethora Of Google Trophies

 

NBCA Cranston woman was arrested after her 2-year-old daughter nearly drowned in a backyard pool Monday afternoon, according to authorities. Col. Michael Winquist said officers responded to a home on Westcott Avenue at about 2 p.m. after a 2-year-old was found unresponsive and face down in a swimming pool. Jacqueline Ciccone, 36, is accused of leaving the toddler under the supervision of her 11-year-old daughter, along with three other siblings, said Winquist. Investigators said Ciccone told officers she was in the basement doing laundry and smoking marijuana when her 11-year-old daughter told her that she could not find her 2-year-old sister. That’s when they found the child in the pool, according to the colonel. Winquist said a next-door neighbor, who’s a registered nurse, performed CPR on the toddler. The 2-year-old was taken to Hasbro Children’s Hospital, where she was in the intensive care unit. The Rhode Island Department of Children, Youth and Families was notified. Winquist said Ciccone was arraigned on one count of child neglect. Her next court appearance was set for Aug. 5. City inspectors will inspect the pool on Tuesday. Officers said it was not fenced in as required.

Getting arrested for child neglect while wearing a “Mom Life” shirt would make sense if your Mom was Kate Peter, but then you probably wouldn’t know who your real Mom was anyway. The Cranston Cream Machine’s Facebook page is a cornucopia of ratchetry.

Let’s take a look.

First she warns people about the dangers of smoking cigarettes while urging them to smoke pot.

Which is fine and all, unless you’re smoking pot in your basement while your semen demon is drowning in your pool.

She likes to party hard while her 11 year old watches the litter of raw dog trophies she recently fired out (she has 3 under the age of 3).

You’re 36 years old and still using an ice luge. That explains a lot actually.

She’s upset that more models don’t show off their fupas so she can see what she’d look like in swimwear.

Her boyfriend Steve DiMezza doesn’t seem to mind the extra parts to grab onto though, and he looks like the kind of guy you’d want to father your children too.

If you get knocked up by a crackhead Baldwin brother who wears flat brimmed hats that says “MONEY” under it with the sticker still on, or ANYTHING with a Chicago Bulls logo on it, you’re gonna end up on TB. Especially if you live in Rhode Island. That’s just science.

Same goes if you’re covered in tittoos and have a gold chain with your name on it, instead of something that involves your kids.

Abandoning their children to live it up seems to be their thing anyway. In February they got on a plane and went to Florida to celebrate her (checks notes) 36th birthday.

Imagine being a grown woman and thinking that your 36th birthday was something that not only required a celebration, but a trip to Florida without your children to get wasted with the career boyfriend you’ll never marry for tax purposes.

Somehow they can afford to go on trips like this despite the fact that they don’t have jobs.

It’s not his fault though. He got laid off because of the weather.

You live in New England. If your ability to work in February is dependent on having good weather then you don’t have a real job.

They must’ve paid for the trip with their stimulus cash.

Good thing our government was just handing out money left and right to every guttermuppet who wasn’t working before the pandemic started. Guess she needed it for yet another tattoo.

Because these people can never have enough tattoos. Ever.

She seemed really bothered that her kids would do kid thing. Ya know, like touching stuff.

Damn kids making their 11 year old sister watch them all the time! Why can’t she just plop you down in front of Peppa Pig for 4 hours while she smokes a blunt in the basement and plots her next tattoo?

I enjoy when a Rhode Island ratchet makes it into the inbox because their judicial portal is so easy to use and always yields a whole bunch of Google trophies. But these two winners have more than the average welfare wombats. Jackie has a whole bunch of judgements against her from creditors.

The two of them were evicted in 2018, because paying rent is hard.

She’s got arrests all over the “state” (Rhode Island is a fake state with no reason to exist) including a whole bunch for driving without a license, possession of a weapon, simple assault, and being a fugitive from justice.

His portfolio is a little more diverse, and includes charges ranging from felony assault, to receiving stolen goods, to visiting a common nuisance, to obstructing a police officer, to drug possession, to failure to stop, to driving without a license, and of course a whole bunch of DUI’s.

 

Naturally when these two met and exchanged criminal histories they decided it would be wise to procreate together.

The single Mom mafia is defending their honor on her Facebook page.

The fact that they refer to the child as “G” and claim that she’ll be “just fine” after nearly drowning and ending up in the ICU, tells us everything we need to know about Marissa Dunning, Karen Dalessio, and Madison Marie Curtin.

“Like she really isn’t dealing with enough already.”

Yes, she’s the victim here. Not the neglected child who almost died under her watch.

“Jacquie is a good Mom. She has always been a good Mom.”

The mere fact that you think someone who got knocked up by the only guy in Rhode Island with more Google trophies than her, tells me everything I need to know about your standards for parenting. If this had happened to a good parent, who didn’t have a long and documented history of problematic behavior, and whose alibi wasn’t “I was smoking pot in the basement, instead of watching my kid,” then I might be willing to have some sympathy. But the fact of the matter is that this was the culmination of years and years of being a bad mother, and she deserves every ounce of criticism coming her way.

 

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