Dirt Biker Crashes Into Parked Car While Filming Himself Doing Wheelies On Boylston Street

 

The so called “bike life” maggots are some of the worst society has to offer. A bunch of urban hoodrats who just figured out that dirt bikes are fun, except instead of riding them on trails in the middle of nowhere they terrorize city streets by doing tricks, ignoring traffic signals, and taking over public roadways. That’s why this video from Boylston Street in Boston yesterday was so satisfying.

The car is both the victim and the hero.

If you’re gonna be a hardo like this you should probably learn how to balance your bike first. And if you’re gonna act reckless like this you should probably pull your pants up first.

Or else you finna lose your center of gravity.

This was the point where he realized that he was probably about to die, but at least he wouldn’t owe any more child support.

He somehow got right back up, jumped on his bike, and left the scene of the crime.

If the people who ran the City of Boston actually cared about public safety instead of protecting criminals they’d come down hard on anyone associated with “bike life.” It’s OK if one of them dies, but eventually someone who actually matters might get hurt, and that’s not cool. God willing he broke a couple bones and is suffering from internal bleeding. I wish him nothing but the worst, and I thank him for that very satisfying entertainment on a Tuesday.

 

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