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Fall River’s Finest Makes Makes Profile Picture Of Himself Doing Chew And Screw At The Liberal Club After Being Called Out On Facebook

 

The Liberal Club in Fall River has made an appearance on Turtleboy before when these two love birds decided to cheat on her boyfriend by going out for a date and then not paying the bill.

She of course showed up on their Facebook page and denied any wrongdoing.

Which is always a smart thing to do, because people totally believe you, and video evidence is meaningless.

Luckily for her the only way her boyfriend could’ve seen those images is if he put a patch over one of his eyes.

The Liberal Club has the misfortune of being located in Fall River, which means that wasn’t the first time, and it certainly won’t be the last time someone pulls a chew and screw on them. This happened last week.

This is what happens to George Clooney when he moves to Fall River.

His name is Erik Teasdale, which took all of 15 seconds for the Internet to figure out.

  

If you’re the kind of guy to pull a chew and screw at the Liberal Club, there’s a good chance everyone you’ve ever met already hates you because you’ve burned them in some way, shape, or form.

He also sat directly next to the door so he could leave quickly, and ordered two meals for himself because his non-existent girlfriend was “on her way,” and then two more meals to go so that he could escape undetected.

I guess Mom must’ve run out of Chef Boyardee, and his 7th step-dad drank the last of the Mountain Dew.

Top it all off and make it abundantly clear that he does not fear public shaming, he also changed his profile picture and cover photo.

Safe to say we will be seeing him again in the not so distant future. In the meantime I see a lot of lonely nights filled toilet paper shwagg joints, followed by the ceremonial choking of the chicken into a bowl of hardened Ramen noodles, which is a metaphor for his life.

 

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