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Fitchburg Man And Mother Charged With Incest After Wife Interrupts Them Mid-Thrust On Living Room Couch, Previously Failed To Register As Sex Offender

 

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Does this look like the face of a man whose wife walked in on him making sweet love to his own mother and is now facing 20 years in jail for incest?

Of course it does.

A mother and her son are facing the possibility of spending 20 years in prison after being caught having sex by the man’s wife, according to police and court documents. Police were called to a residence on Clarendon Street on May 20 on a report of a disturbance, the responding officer reported. When he arrived, he was greeted by a cousin of the wife of Tony L. Lavoie, 43, of Clarendon Street. The cousin told the officer that Lavoie’s wife had called her about walking in on her husband having sex with his mother, Cheryl Lavoie, 64, of the same address, before calling 911.

The officer then spoke to the mother and son separately and both acknowledged they had consensual sexual relations, with both saying it was the first time it had happened, the officer reported. When Tony L. Lavoie was asked why it had happened, he responded “I don’t know. It just happened,” the officer reported. Tony L. Lavoie then told the officer he wanted treatment for this, the officer reported. When the officer asked Cheryl Lavoie the same question, she answered that she had gotten closer and the last several months and it happened after they began kissing, the officer reported. After talking to everyone involved, the officer concluded there was sufficient evidence to charge the mother and son with incest and issued them a summons to appear in district court on Aug. 20. The charge is a felony.

When both were arraigned last week, they were released on personal recognizance and ordered by the judge to stay away from one another, according to court documents. They both pleaded not guilty, according to court documents.

Gross. Take that nonsense to Winchendon where it belongs.

This mofo….

I understand there is a certain popular genre of movie in which situations like this play out, however:

  1. It’s usually the stepmom
  2. They’re related in real life
  3. When the wife walks in she initially is upset but takes about 15 seconds worth of convincing to join in
  4. Mom isn’t 64
  5. It’s not in Fitchburg (Thank God)
  6. They don’t get charged with a felony and face 20 years in jail

Then again, who can resist this?

His wife probably should’ve realized that one day she could potentially walk in on her hubby mid-thrust with her mother in law on their 38 year old couch that’s covered in three generations of dog hair.

Ya know, because Oedipus Sex is also a sex offender who occasionally forgets to register, and he’s got a boatload of other Google trophies.

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How do you start having sex with your Mom? Who initiates that, and how much Henny must be consumed before that isn’t awkward? Seems like something you should probably do in a hotel room or at Grandma’s house. Or anywhere that isn’t a place where your wife lives so she can catch you giving your mom the porridge pumper.

I have to be honest though – 20 years in jail seems a little excessive. I feel like forever being the guy in town who got caught fornicating with his Mom is punishment enough. I’m pretty sure we have incest laws to prevent incest babies with 20 toes from being conceived, and since Mom is likely well past her expiration date it sounds like two consenting adults doing Fitchburg things from the privacy of their own home.

 

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