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Fitchburg Online Discount Steak Saleswoman Diversifies Portfolio By Selling Totally Not Stolen Memory Card

 

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It was exactly a week ago that we featured a woman named Sarah Rockel, who many in the community have dubbed “Ribeye Rhonda,” after she mysteriously began selling discount steaks to anyone who needed one, allegedly because her fridge broke.

Her story seemed to fall apart when a potential customer contacted Sarah and was told that she could get steaks on demand, the day they came off the racks.

This seemed to indicate that she did not actually have the steaks with her at the time, but knew that she could steal them from Market Basket whenever she needed to. The discount comes from the fact that it may or may not be marinated in fupa juices due to the prolonged period of time of time they were stowed away in her honch.

Evidently now Sarah has diversified her portfolio.

Let me guess Ribeye Rhonda, your fridge broke again?

For years Canal Street in New York City has been the place to go if you want “Oakley’s,” or “Coach” items for half price. But our friend Sarah Rockell may single handedly put New York out of business if she keeps this up.

 

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