Poor Behavior

Holyoke Panhandler Is Able Bodied Male Pretending To Be Homeless And Disabled, Drives To Highway Exit During Rush Hour


Remember the so-called Burlington Mall “Fupaslug”? She has some competition in Western Mass. Meet the Holyoke Honky Donkey.

He apparently is an able bodied male who doesn’t feel like working, so he stands at the exit at I-91 with a sign, pretending to be disabled and homeless, probably rakes in a lot of cash that he doesn’t have to report on his taxes, and then gets in his car and leaves. Would be a real shame if we found out who this guy was.

Your kids can’t go to school, but they can be accosted by maskless panhandlers who have come in contact with everyone getting off the highway during rush hour. Science.

If someone can run license plate 942 WN1, I’d love to know more about the Holyoke Honky Donkey. Maybe even have him on the live show to talk about why he feels the need to pretend to be homeless and starving.


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