Joe Biden Saying Classified Documents Are Safe Because They’re Next To His Corvette Is The Funniest Thing A President Has Ever Said

Aidan KearneyJanuary 12, 2023

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Many Presidents have slipped up and said stupid things over the years. But I honestly don’t think any President has been as unintentionally hilarious as Joe Biden was today, explaining why he left stacks of classified documents in his garage. We’ll be discussing that and the news of the day on Turtle Club …

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Aidan KearneyJanuary 12, 2023

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