The Leicester Police are looking for a woman who sprayed Lysol in the face of a Walmart employee after being told that she couldn’t purchase the number of cans she wanted to.
Not sure what the most ratchet part about this. The fact that she attempted to hoard Lysol, the fact that she sprayed it in a manager’s face, or the fact that her getaway car was an Uber. Either way, this is by far the most ratchet coronavirus story yet.
A lot of people are understandably asking questions like, “shouldn’t Uber have records?”, and “how did she pay for her stuff after spraying a woman with Lysol?”
According to an employee who left a comment on the LPD Facebook page there is a perfectly reasonable explanation.
“Alright I’ma set people straight ok. She went through the transaction finished then she got in a(n) argument and sprayed my manager. They can’t find her cause they need a warrant to search Uber records.”
My only question is if she was buying more than she was allowed to purchase then why was she allowed to finish the transaction? Or was she only able to purchase a couple bottles and then she sprayed the employee in anger afterwards.
I’m sure they will find out this women’s name quickly, but in the meantime I’m hoping a turtle rider out there recognizes this coronacunt so we can introduce her to the world. Send me an email at email@example.com or message Clarence Wood Emerson on Facebook if you recognize her. Something tells me that Uber went in the direction of Webster Square. Just a guess.
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