Earlier today I received a specific and disturbing death threat from what I assumed was an anonymous email, because no one would be dumb enough to use their real email address when committing a crime.
Since I assumed it was fake I didn’t even bother Googling it, but several of our readers did and they found this.
His name is Dan Astle, and he is the dumbest criminal to ever live. He even shared the picture he sent me on his Facebook page on June 29.
You can’t make this stuff up. I see his nails are still in tip top condition.
We publish a lot of blogs so the name didn’t ring a bell at first. Then someone sent me this blog that Manch wrote last year about him. He’s obviously a psychopath with a penchant for necrophilia, sexual harassment, and detailed death threats.
Thank you Dan for making this so much easier for the police. Your follow up emails should certainly help too.
Now go get a longer cord so you can watch PornHub and answer the phone when the cops call without completely draining your battery.
A message needs to be sent to the Dan Astle’s of the world. If you send death threats on the Internet and we find out who you are, we will pursue it, and we will make sure you are held accountable. This individual is obviously disturbed, dangerous, and a sexual predator. Naturally then he chose to make Fall River his home so he could blend in without being noticed.
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