Much public shaming has commenced in the name of coronavirus scams, but let’s not forget that there are still plenty of people out there illegally parking in handicapped spots. And nothing grinds my gears more than able bodied people who do this and think it’s OK. We get a lot of submissions for this, and I’d like to make every last one of them famous, but the easiest way to go to the front of the line is by having pictures or video of the offenders. Like this portly gentleman seen taking up both a handicapped spot and the striped ramp access spot at the Chipotle in Framingham.
The only thing more egregious than his parking job is the fact that he wore a shirt two sizes too small out in public. This man couldn’t be bothered to move his Subaru 15 feet away to another spot because he clearly abhors exercise and didn’t want to wait 5 more seconds to eat his grande burrito. Handicapped people be damned. It would be swell if a turtle rider could run license plate 85Y 480 and email firstname.lastname@example.org with a name. That would be great. Thanks!
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