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Manchester Woman Wanted For Sending Noodz To 14 Year Old Lover Can’t Stop Getting Arrested 


Hailey Krizan of Manchester (and several towns she’s bounced around to) has a long and documented history of run-ins with the law.

In July, she was indicted on two counts of assault by prisoner after a May incident at the Carroll County House of Corrections in Ossipee. She was living in Manchester at the time and was accused of choking and kicking a woman, causing a broken rib, according to the Salmon Press.

In December of last year, she was arrested in Londonderry on burglary, criminal trespass, theft; from a motor vehicle, disorderly conduct, and criminal mischief-vandalism, according to the Derry News. At the time, she was living in Londonderry, according to police. Nashua police also arrested her on capias, out of town, and nonappearance in court warrants on the same day.

Krizan was arrested in Michigan in April 2018 on drug possession, disorderly, and fighting charges after an incident in Eastpointe. She was arrested on sixth-degree larceny, criminal impersonation, and interfering with an officer in May 2017, according to The Day newspaper, at the Foxwoods casino. In August 2016, she was arrested on a bench warrant after a disturbance at the Londonderry state liquor and wine outlet. She was also arrested on shoplifting and false report to law enforcement that month after an incident in Seabrook, according to the Newburyport News, which had her residing in Nashua at the time.

The Nashua Telegraph reported in June 2010 that she was arrested in Hollis at 17 on facilitating an underage alcohol house party and unsworn falsification for allegedly providing false information about her identity. In a Facebook live post from Nov. 21, while applying makeup, Krizan stated that her probation officer informed her that she was no longer on probation and could “go anywhere.”

“I am free,” she stated.

Her Facebook profile stated she currently lives in Ipswich, Massachusetts, attended MIT, and is originally from the Czech Republic.

So it’s not exactly surprising that she is wanted once again, but this time for sending noodz to a 14 year old she was banging.

Hailey does not appear to be a model for chastity. So why not just fornicate with someone who’s old enough to see a R rated movie without their mother? How are you that desperate where the only way you can get sexual pleasure as a woman is by turning a 14 year old boy into a man?

Her Facebook page was up all day today, but recently was taken down while she remains on the run. Which is too bad, because it was ratchet gold mine while it lasted.

Here she is showing off her “2017 vibes.”

In jail of course. She spends every Halloween in jail.

Because I heard the trick or treating in MCI Framingham is the best.

If you post about the conditions of women’s detention centers in Massachusetts on your Facebook page, and other people chime in about their experience there, there’s a very good chance you’ll one day end up on Turtleboy.

Apparently dating a middle school aged child has inspired her to go back to online school.

And she’s really stressed out from boys.

She does’t mean that figuratively though. She’s talking about literal boys. Fourteen year old boys.

If only the haters from back in the day could see her now.

They’d be so jealous of all the enormity of her success. Eat your heart out rival high school ratchet!

Don’t leave any of your perverted or creepy comments on her page though.

Ya know, creepy stuff like sending noodz to a 14 year old who’s giving you the stuffed crust.

Guess who her favorite sportball team is?

Now if only she could find a guy old enough to drive that car, she’d be good to go.

Meanwhile, here’s screenshots from a recent video she posted with what appears to be a kid who looks to be no older than 14 tossing up gang signs and smoking a blunt with her.


This is one of the great ratchets of our time. I’d love to get her on the Live show while she’s still on the run (still on my bucket list) but since she’s taken down her Facebook page that seems to be difficult. Something tells me this isn’t Hailey’s last ride on the turtle though.


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