Attention TB Nation – we need your help to identify five violent criminals:
Five men are wanted for questioning in connection with an attack that caused serious injuries to a victim at an MBTA station last week, transit police said. The five men, almost all of whom were wearing Boston Bruins gear, were seen on camera at approximately 12 a.m. Friday at North Quincy Station. The team had beaten the Carolina Hurricanes in the first game of the NHL Eastern Conference Final earlier that night. Police said the victim was “viciously beaten” and suffered facial fractures. Police said the men are wanted for questioning relative to aggravated assault and battery. Anyone with information about their identities is asked to contact the Criminal Investigations Unit at 617-222-1050. Anonymous tips can also be sent via text message to 873873.
This is the most Quincy human being who has ever existed.
NSTB has more colorful commentary on him over on TBS.
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