Last weekend an unidentified woman at a Bruins game was caught on film berating and emasculating a man who didn’t apologize loudly enough for getting mustard on her puffy jacket.
That sort of behavior is frowned upon unless you’re from somewhere like Charlestown, Lynn, Quincy, Fall River, or Revere, in which case it’s a completely normal way to conduct discourse. But as it turns out she’s actually from the sophisticated Central Mass town of Northborough. Meet Carey Leone, formerly Carey Fortin from Barre.
She’s the mother of two who used to be a stripper down in Webster-Worcester area before getting divorced, and for some reason decided to keep her ex-husband’s last name. Because that’s normal.
In the video she mentioned being there with her boyfriend, who looks like he’s old enough to be her father, and totally does not appear to be some sort of sugar daddy.
According to our sources she may or may not have caused the breakup of her first marriage by maybe or maybe not getting caught letting her former boss (who may or may not now be her boyfriend now) maybe or maybe not bury the broomstick in the ol’ meat wallet. Her former stepson sent us an email message for her:
Hey there Turtleboy,
Joe, I respect your hustle, and I’m definitely going to drop your card here in case anyone is interested in your services.
She took her Facebook page down after we asked people who she was, but screenshots are forever. According to her she went “all Sicilian on the pathetic mf’er who refused to apologize,” even though he repeatedly apologized and cleaned off her stupid Saver’s jacket. She said that the only reason he didn’t get up in her face was because he pooped his pants.
Some women post their priceless memories with BAE on Facebook with cute little hashtags about being in love. Not Carey Leone though. She brags about how she acted like a rabid animal in front of families and emasculated some poor guy who just wanted to watch a hockey game, and then made him poop his pants because he didn’t apologize loudly enough for her liking.
Another former coworker who messaged us is quoted as follows:
“I have seen her scream at her daughters when she has brought them to work. She would also leave them home alone when they were approximately 7 and 3 years old while living in Shrewsbury. She deserves all the embarrassment that she is receiving right now.”
Sounds like everyone who meets this woman has a memorable experience. Her boyfriend sure is one lucky guy, and I have no doubt that this will end well for both of them.
I woke up this morning and I actually got an email from Carey herself, pre-empting this blog.
See guys? That clears things up. That two minutes you saw of her swearing in front of children and acting like a complete savage by refusing to accept the man’s apology was taken out of context. If we just saw the 20 minutes of tape prior that we’d forgive her behavior. Also, she’s in Laguna Beach living the high life, possibly with her youthful boyfriend.
She also says she’s not worried about losing her job because once she explains the whole story to her boss he or she will understand. She’s consulting with her boyfriend’s parent’s lawyer (God knows how old they are) so she can get her life back together after rightfully being shamed for her deplorable public behavior.
According to her we all have moments where we “lose our s*** on people.” So what you saw on that tape was completely normal. And she’s in high demand by the local media and will only do an interview with an outlet that won’t humiliate her.
Im confused how the videotape was edited though. It was a minute of her yelling and swearing at a complete stranger who did everything she demanded that he do just so she’d go away forever.
Finally she followed up one more time and told us to “check our facts,” and vowed that we’d be hearing from “her lawyer” (or possibly her boyfriend’s parent’s lawyer) on Monday (even though we hadn’t released her name at the time).
Look Carey, if you would like come on the live show you can pretty much say whatever you want to us. As disgusting as your behavior was in that video, you can be twice as bad to me and I’ll just sit there and take it. Ratchet therapy is my specialty. Hope to see you on Saturday night for the live show.
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