New York Times Wants You To Believe That Brett Kavanaugh Let His Heterosexual Male Friends Grab His Johnson And Place It In The Hands Of A Woman


It’s been a year since the Brett Kavanaugh hearings and I’ll never forget what some people are capable of doing to innocent people who are in their way of gaining and maintaining power. I’ll never forget how people were so willing to destroy a man’s life without a shred of evidence (and plenty of evidence that exonerated him) simply because they disagree with his political opinions and judicial interpretations. I’ll never forget how cowards like Jeff Flake gave into the mob, while patriots like Lindsay Graham and Susan Collins stood up to them. More than anything I’ll never forget what the modern day left stands for – a willingness to destroy anyone who stands in their way, or helps them politically.

Deep down inside most Senators and people on the left knew that there was no evidence that Kavanaugh ever did anything he was accused of. That’s why they had to resort to going through his yearbook, so they could move the goalposts and paint him as a drunk who hooked up with women at parties instead. But thanks to Susan Collins principled stand against the lunacy of assuming guilt until innocence is proven, Kavanaugh got on the court and has done a fine job since. None of the doomsday prophecies have come true, and Kavanaugh has turned out to be more moderate than Gorsuch, Thomas, and Alito.

But the people who were so soundly defeated at this time last year haven’t given up, which is why the New York Times published another smear this weekend. It’s not the story of Christine Blasey-Ford though, it’s a follow up, year long “investigation” into the allegations made by Kavanaugh’s Yale classmate Debbie Ramirez. This is the woman whose story was so unbelievable that no major media outlet besides the New Yorker would publish it. Chuck Grassley’s office invited this woman to testify in front of them seven times, all of which she turned down. You can read the NYT story here, or read my summary:

  • Debbie Ramirez went to Yale but she grew up Puerto Rican, poor, and sexually inexperienced, therefore she’s the protagonist
  • Bret Kavanaugh went to Yale but he grew up white, privileged, rich, and sexually active, therefore he’s the gang raping antoginist

But there’s one new “huge” bombshell in this story – they interviewed two people who they didn’t name, and these two people talked to another guy who the New York Times didn’t interview, and he had a story to tell about Bret Kavanaugh at Yale:

We also uncovered a previously unreported story about Mr. Kavanaugh in his freshman year that echoes Ms. Ramirez’s allegation. A classmate, Max Stier, saw Mr. Kavanaugh with his pants down at a different drunken dorm party, where friends pushed his penis into the hand of a female student. Mr. Stier, who runs a nonprofit organization in Washington, notified senators and the F.B.I. about this account, but the F.B.I. did not investigate and Mr. Stier has declined to discuss it publicly. (We corroborated the story with two officials who have communicated with Mr. Stier.)

I had to read this a few times to realize just how truly dumb someone would have to be to believe it. Let me break it down for you:

  • Max Stier, who was not interviewed directly, but who they claim confided with 2 unnamed sources, saw Bret Kavanaugh standing at a party with his pants down and his Johnson out.
  • Bret Kavanaugh’s unnamed friends then brought in an unnamed female student (who has not come forward) and HIS FRIENDS grabbed Kavanaugh’s Johnson (which I’m assuming was at full mast, but could’ve possibly been flaccid since the NYT didn’t elaborate) and placed it into the hands of the unwilling female student who made no attempt to leave or ask them to stop.
  • Bret Kavanaugh did not want to actually do this for an orgasm though, because apparently he just enjoys the concept of blue balls and takes strange pleasure in having his friends grab his Johnson and momentarily place it into the hands of a woman.

No man in the world can possibly think this is true. Men don’t touch other men’s sexual organs as part of a sinister plan to sexually assault a woman. If Bret Kavanaugh were this perverted he would’ve done it himself, not had his friends do it for him. This is a fact that I haven’t seen anyone point out yet, but shouldn’t be overlooked. Heterosexual men don’t touch other heterosexual men’s Johnsons under any circumstances. Ever.

This is a failed attempt by two ideologically driven female journalists (because no male journalist can possibly imagine this scenario playing out), who are attempting to sell their book, to paint the picture of Yale’s party scene as a cliche, bro-tastic frat house in which women are treated as objects, and men high five each other after they sexually assault these women. I’m embarrassed for anyone that even believes this was possibly.

There’s more.

Two F.B.I. agents interviewed Ms. Ramirez, telling her that they found her “credible.” But the Republican-controlled Senate had imposed strict limits on the investigation. “‘We have to wait to get authorization to do anything else,’” Bill Pittard, one of Ms. Ramirez’s lawyers, recalled the agents saying. “It was almost a little apologetic.”

I remember when “credible” was thrown around last year so freely, and I quickly learned that it has no meaning. “Credible” is just the new way of saying, “we believe this one because she’s white and doesn’t appear to be ratchet.” No one called Anita Hill, Monica Lewinsky, or Juanita Broderick “credible,” because none of them had PhD’s and lived in $3 million homes in Silicon Valley. But this woman was nonetheless so “credible” that her own friends and alleged witnesses all called her a liar.

Nevertheless, pretty much every presidential candidate (except for Biden, and they will murder him for this one before he eventually gets in line too) has called for Kavanaugh’s impeachment because of these “new” allegations (which are really just the same as the old, baseless allegations).

Let’s not forget that Amy Klobuchar has assaulted more women in her senate office than Kavanaugh has ever been accused of.

“Like the man who appointed him.”

That about sums it up. They’re destroying this man because they hate Donald Trump.

Seth Moulton led a sexist attack on Nancy Pelosi and tried to have her replaced by a man as Speaker of the House. He has a long and documented history of not respecting women, therefore he’s a gang rapist. That’s how their standards works.

This woman has 200,000 followers on Twitter, and she’s comparing a made up story about a man having his friends place his own Johnson in a woman’s unwilling hands, to this:

Boys kissing and pretending to choke a cardboard cutout of AOC. Totes the same thing as sexual assault, just without the pulse and three dimensions.

This is what they will do to you if you get in their way. This is what they will do to your sons and your fathers if they get in their way. They don’t care if your kids are reading it, or if it will tear your family apart. They don’t care if you’re actually innocent. They just see that you are in the way of them gaining and maintaining power, and for that you need to be destroyed. Never forget that next year when you go to vote, especially if you live in New Hampshire.


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