One Eyed Crack Dealer’s Baby Momma Calls Out Unsupportive Friends Who Won’t Pay Bail After Springfield Police Make Gun And Drug Arrest


WWLP Two men are being charged with trafficking cocaine after police conducted an investigation for illegal drug activity Tuesday. Detectives started an investigation after receiving numerous complaints of illegal drug activity in the area of Lang Street. According to the Springfield Police Department, at around 6:30 p.m. members of the Springfield Police Department’s Firearms Investigation Unit seized a loaded firearm, approximately 29 grams of powder, and crack-cocaine on the 0-100 block of Notre Dame Street.

The suspects were identified as 22-year-old Devin Austin of Chicopee and 22-year-old Gabriel Martinez of Springfield. During a surveillance operation, detectives saw what they believed to be several drug transactions on Lang Street and saw Martinez and Austin get into a car and drive away. Additional detectives conducted a traffic stop of the car the suspects were in at the 0-100 block of Notre Dame Street. Detectives searched the car and seized a loaded firearm, a starter pistol, approximately 29 grams of powder and crack-cocaine, one bag of MDMA, and cash. Martinez and Austin were then arrested.

Devin Austin is charged with the following:

  • Conspiracy to Violate Drug Law
  • Trafficking Cocaine 18 – 36 Grams
  • Possession with the Intent to Distribute a Class B Drug

Gabriel Martinez is charged with the following:

    • Carrying a Firearm without a License
    • Carrying a Loaded Firearm without a License
    • Possession of a Firearm during the Commission of a Felony
    • Conspiracy to Violate Drug Law
    • Trafficking Cocaine 18 – 36 Grams
    • Possession with the Intent to Distribute a Class B Drug

Eye-carumba! That’s what you get for putting the one eyed ginger with the pube goatee on lookout duty. Should’ve had Puerto Rican Quasimodo on that instead. Dude can see anything in a 270 degree radius. They actually allowed the Cinnamon Cyclops to drive too.

What could possibly go wrong?

The free muh boi mafia was out in full force too.


If you’re a white crack dealer in Springfield who looks like that and gets referred to as “the realest” on social media, you definitely have a pass to use the n word as you see fit. His girlfriend Haley does, and she’s not happy that the crackheads who use him for free crack didn’t give them bail money.

No more free crack when he’s out on bail!

Apparently Tracy Tramp Stamp looked at this man right here:

And said to herself, “I want to use that man’s bonk juice to create a raw dog trophy,” because she used the day of his arrest to announce that they were expecting.

They both already have kids (obviously), so they might as well bring another human life into this world. Dad has a steady job cosplaying Captain Hook, and Mom is holding it down on Facebook threatening to have her gay friends anally rape anyone who disrespects her.

That child is destined for success.


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