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Quincy Police Looking To Identify Vandals Responsible For Blackface Baby Jesus On City’s Nativity Scene

 

This is the Nativity scene in Quincy’s Hancock Adams Common is quite the sight to see.

Naturally then two goons decided to vandalize it and we would like to help the Quincy Police identify them. So if you recognize this homosexual eskimo pimp and low rent Quincy hooker please email turtleboysports@gmail.com or message Clarence Woods Emerson on Facebook. (Clarence is the primary Facebook page for all things Turtleboy, and you should follow the account by clicking here since it’s the one page FB doesn’t seem to remove).

I think we can all agree that the real crime here are those outfits. Prior to this desecration they also may have robbed Cam Newton’s home and stole his wardrobe. No big deal, Cam is used to turnover anyway. My question is, how dumb do you have to be to make yourself so easily identifiable whilst committing a crime during a pandemic in which you are encouraged to disguise your face by wearing a mask?

But the real criminal isn’t Pimp Scampi or Blumpkin Spice for vandalizing the Nativity scene; the real criminal is baby Jesus for the unforgivable crime of wearing blackface.

These camel toed cretins turned Jesus into the tar baby. Time for some diversity and cultural sensitivity training in Bethlehem. Sure, Jesus walked on water, fed the hungry, cured the sick, and rose from the dead, but he also never checked his privilege and recognized his unconscious bias. Now instead of dying for our sins on the cross he’s destined to grow up to be Governor of Virginia.

Anyway, let’s identify them and have them arrested before Christmas. If this was the prophet Muhammed it would already be declared a hate crime and the FBI would be investigating it. But since it’s just blackface baby Jesus it’s up to the community Facebook police to ID them. If you know who they are then screenshot their social media before they inevitably take it down and then send their names to turtleboysports@gmail.com or message Clarence Woods Emerson on Facebook.

 

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