Ratchet Madness 2021 Championship: Harmony Montgomery’s Parents Vs Braintree Senorita Snail Trail

 

 

Final 4 voting is completed and we now know which two ratchets will be facing off for the crown of Rachet Madness 2022 Champion.

I’m shocked that neither Giannetti or Monica will have a shot at the title, but in Ratchet Madness anything is possible. On tomorrow night’s Live Show at 9 PM we will announce who our champion it. You have 24 hours to vote, with ratchet resumes below.

 

 

5. Harmony Montgomery’s Parents

  • Never reported 5 year old daughter missing for 2 years
  • Mom abandoned daughter to live in Florida where she “got clean” and made another baby
  • Mom pretended to care about the daughter she hadn’t seen or attempted to locate in over 2 years immediately after she disappeared
  • Mom started a GoFundMe and vowed to sue DCF for not taking care of the child she abandoned
  • Dad was charged with abusing daughter, who he made clean the toilet bowl with a tooth brush
  • Dad fought for custody and was granted it despite shooting someone in the face in 2014 during a heroin deal

 

 

2. Braintree Senorita Snail Trail

  • Dorchester hood bunny who “got out the hood” and moved to Braintree with her litter of children
  • Went to drop off this morbidly obese and neglected offspring at school, but intended to confront administration, teachers, and students over “prejudism and racism”
  • Vowed to confront 6th graders on Facebook Live inside the school building: “These kids be walking around here like they have some type of whatever because they’re white. Well I’m gonna be that woman to be over here and make sure they don’t have that”
  • Confronted the school resource officer and principal in the main office and yelling the n word at the top of her lungs in front of children, before being removed from the building
  • Almost ran over the crossing guard and was parked in the bus lane
  • Called the principal a “white cracker,” before finding out that her car was going to be towed because her license was suspended
  • In front of her kids she repeatedly used racial slurs and vulgarity, and even interviewed them and coerced them to say that their schools were racist so they could get on Fox 25 News
  • Kept calling the principal the “bitch ass principal” in front of kids
  • Contemplated beating up a cop: “It would’ve been f***ed up if I had beat the shit out of that cop, right? Maybe I should just catch a whole new case and beat the f*** out that bitch!”
  • Forced kid to say he was being bullied, “Because you’re fat, right?”
  • “The only thing they can use against me is that my car isn’t insured and I don’t have my license.”
  • Went home for Round 4, which is 15 minutes of her swearing and complaining about how racist everyone is, and vowing to take over the suburbs with hoodrats
  • Said that her fat son was justified in assaulting another student while her feral four year child roamed around the house in a diaper
  • Promised to get arrested and go to jail in order to prove how much she cares about her kids
  • Older son was killed in gang activity that she involved him in
  • Vowed to ignore restraining order from school: “Telll me I can’t go back to the school? Well a bitch like me, I’m gonna go back to that school, and I’m gonna keep going back”
  • Stated that “Those slaves fought for us, so we can read and we can write,” even though she can do neither
  • Vowed to keep her kids home from school so they could “do their Google shit”

 

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