Rhinoplasty Surgeon Arrested For Driving 142 MPH In New Hampshire Says He Wanted To Get Back Home To New Jersey


Can you drive faster than 140 mph in a Jeep Grand Cherokee? A New Jersey man attempted to find out the answer to that question while visiting New Hampshire this weekend.

If mid life crisis had a face. The real crime here is wearing that jacket during a heat wave. Or ever. Don’t get me wrong, I’d love nothing more than to see this jackwagon get back to the God forsaken cesspool of New Jersey, but I don’t think anyone’s buying his story. No one in the history of mankind has ever been in a rush to get back to New Jersey, so he should probably get his story straight before going to court.

Normally when you see someone arrested for reckless driving like this it’s a chud in an oversized t-shirt and outstanding child support bills. But this individual, who can’t seem to stop smiling, is a rhinoplasty surgeon.

Considering the high concentration of vanity, people with too much money, and unfortunately shaped noses, New Jersey seems like the ideal place to open up a rhinoplasty practice. But in all seriousness, driving like this is a douche move. You endanger not only yourself but everyone else you encounter on this very busy public highway.


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