Law and Order

Shaun King Doppelganger Hits Pedestrian, Fleas On Foot, Doesn’t Understand Why Baby Momma Won’t Let Him See Daughter


The Rochester (MA) police announced earlier in the week that they had arrested a suspect wanted for a hit and run that left a victim seriously injured.

Newsflash – the “run” in “hit and run” doesn’t mean run in the literal sense. You’re supposed to drive away from the scene of the crime, not leave your car behind and flea on foot so it’s easier to identify you. Bootleg Shaun King wasn’t that smart and now he finds himself in jail and unable to take his Facebook page down prior to being featured on TB.

I for one am shocked that someone who posts stuff like this would be a dangerous driver who runs afoul of the law.

Shockingly he also isn’t a fan of the police.

Which by definition means he must promote his homey’s rap albums.

To the surprise of absolutely nobody he also does not appear to have any custody of his child, and whines about it on Facebook instead of, ya know, doing something to get her back.


Dry begging for sympathy on Facebook because you’re a horrible parent probably wouldn’t be the advice a lawyer would give to someone who’s serious about getting their kid back. Then again, this guy hits people and bails on foot so running away from things is just kind of what he does.


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