Hello turtle riders. I like to go on a vacation once or twice a year to pretend that I live a normal life. I know this angers some people who believe that I owe them receipts because they donated $10 one time (Michelle Olsen), but sometimes even turtles need a break. Although I won’t be writing any new content this week (unless something crazy happens), I will be posting some of the classics from Turtleboysports.com. It’s like reruns week, but it’s also a great way for newer turtle riders to read some of our greatest hits. If you have any special requests DM Clarence Woods Emerson. Also, I’m not gonna be tweeting much on @DoctorTurtleboy, so make sure you’re following @Turtleboyphone because I will be messing around on there most likely. Oh, and follow Turtleboy on Instagram too by clicking here. We’re new there but trying to build a following and share more content there.