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Vote For Which Contestants Should Advance In Round Of Ratchet Madness 2020 In The Lorrayna Calle Bracket

 

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Welcome to the opening round of Ratchet Madness. We will begin voting with the Lorrayna Calle bracket, and turtle riders will have the opportunity to vote for which ratchet they believe should advance to the next round. I have included a bulleted ratchet resume along with a link to relevant blogs on each contestant so that you can make an informed decision.

 

1. Lorrayna Calle vs. 16. Direnzo’s Towing

1. Lorrayna Calle

  • Assaulted, abused, and had a restraining order taken out against her by a 5 year old girl who she was jealous of because the girls’ father is her current husband
  • Stalked and harassed the girl’s mother for years, vowing to murder both her and the child
  • Made a fake Facebook account, pretending to be the girl’s mother, messaged Turtleboy with it, pretended to be the mother, and acted ratchet in the hopes that we would blog about the woman who had a restraining order out against her
  • Photoshopped a Turtleboy Facebook post to make it look like we had posted her DCF files
  • Sent us graphic images of the 5 year old girl she abused
  • Sat outside the girl’s elementary school taking pictures which she sent to the girl’s grandmother
  • Has RO’s out against her by multiple friends of the girl’s mother
  • Has sent me hundreds of graphic death threats from burner phone numbers
  • Vowed to kill mother’s unborn child
  • While under house arrest she violated RO with Spencer woman and was incarcerated for three months
  • Attempted to not answer the door, forgetting that she had a GPS ankle bracelet on
  • Sent TB pictures of a hospital, claiming to be on the floor where the mother’s new born baby was being kept

 

 

16. Direnzo’s Towing

  • Charged the family of a deceased competitor over $16,000 in storage fees after the police forced them to hold onto the car that he died in because it was under investigation
  • Seen on video weaving in and out of traffic on Rt 146 with an unsecured car hanging off of it
  • Rear ended a car on Route 20 in Auburn
  • Got into profanity laden dispute with driver in grocery store parking lot in Worcester

 

 

 

8. Can’t Jemima vs. 9. Duck Lipped Platypus

8. Can’t Jemima

  • Posted on community Facebook group about Westerly Police officers pulling her over while hiding with their lights off
  • Speaks entirely in sentagraph form
  • Boyfriend is in jail for sexually assaulting a child
  • New roommate who was with her when she was pulled over is also a long time felon who has been convicted of sexually assaulting a child
  • Posted sentagraph on McDonald’s Facebook page complaining about employee who allegedly gave her scabies in a threesome with one of her sex offender boyfriends
  • Later posted asking for the WPD’s help when her wallet with medical marijuana card inside was stolen
  • Interrupted an interview with Mindy Robinson to call in and call me a 
  • Vowed Internet lawsuits
  • Ended up filling out “the form” for Desk Girl Abigail Horowitz

 

 

9. Duck Lipped Platypus

  • Sold hoarded masks for inflated prices on Facebook to take advantage of a pandemic
  • Previously arrested for abusing dogs in Rhode Island while attempting to open up dog grooming salon
  • Raises and sells pit bulls exclusively
  • Has been charged with larceny, shoplifting, eviction, domestic violence, assault and battery, receiving stolen goods, warrants, and driving without a license
  • Got married to the only man in Rhode Island with more Google trophies than her
  • Is a professional couponer who hoards items and sells them on Facebook for a living

 

 

4. Revere DCF Junkies vs. 13. Peabody Momma Meatflaps

4. Revere DCF Junkies

  • Filmed themselves driving an unrestrained four year old around while high out of their minds, texting, and calling him a fat f***ing pig
  • Mark Contrado attempted to do damage control with a series of posts blaming TBS for photoshopping the video, but quickly took down his page when the Internet destroyed him
  • He is an up and coming rapper
  • He wears flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats and smokes Newports
  • He was featured three years ago in an online story about junkie parents overcoming the odds to be great parents and said that he was a professional rapper
  • Frequently sold unopened donated children’s gifts on Facebook
  • Proudly brags that “I dnt read” in his Facebook bio under favorite books
  • The mother, Gia Gaeta, was first featured on TBS in 2017, and attempted to shame a rival junkie by emailing NSTB
  • She has been known to threatens to murder other people’s children
  • She is an online prostitute with dozes of bad reviews from Johns who claimed to have contracted STD’s from her

 

 

13. Peabody Momma Meatflaps

  • Started a police manhunt for a Latino man who allegedly tried to abduct her 9 year old child on Facebook post that got over 1,000 shares
  • Frequently changed and added to the story the more people questioned her
  • Has a long criminal record that she claims prevents her from obtaining employment
  • Later recanted her story after it fell apart and blamed the whole thing on her son
  • Claimed to be dyslexic but still had a masters in Engineering, despite not being able to spell or complete full sentences
  • Was arrested in 2013 for kidnapping her four children and taking them to Florida

 

 

 

 

 

5. New Bedford Dog Abuser vs. 12. Mia Curtatone

5. New Bedford Dog Abuser

  • Was seen viciously beating a dog in the backyard of the New Bedford apartment he was staying in with the latest woman he was shacking up with
  • Attempted to flee the apartment but was blockaded by a brave woman who would not allow him to leave
  • Previously spent 10 years in prison for killing his own newborn baby while living in New York
  • Previously convicted of rape before that
  • Released on bail and is still at large to this day

 

 

 

12. Mia Curtatone

  • Moves from junkie to junkie, memorializing their relationships by posting pictures of ex-boyfriends grabbing her fun bags on Facebook
  • Often uses her Uncle, Somerville Mayor Joe Curtatone, to threaten rival ratchets with physical violence on social media
  • Dumped previous boyfriend because she was mad that he was a prison snitch
  • Started dating a new junkie, got knocked up, and began a fundraiser for the baby’s medical costs because she just kind of assumed the baby would have issues due to her own drug use
  • Prior to the fundraiser she posted about blowing all of her money at the casino ad took pictures inside a hotel room there
  • Used the Virgin Mary as a cover photo for her GoFundMe scam

 

 

 

 

3. Camel Tow Truck Girl vs. 14. Adam Walker

3. Camel Tow Truck Girl

  • Was the drugged out girlfriend of Josh Abrams, who drove around with him while he harassed police officers all over the state
  • Allowed herself to be prostituted by Josh Abrams in exchange for money so that they could continue to fill her car up with gad AND get Wendy’s
  • After Josh was arrested in August she used his YouTube channel to solicit over $800 in bail money, even though Josh was being held without bail
  • Found a new pimp in a local drug dealer who pimped her out to a man at the Encore Casino
  • Stayed in his room after their session was over and used his name to run up a bill of over $10,000, most of which was on sunglasses, which she live streamed on Josh’s YouTube channel while he was still in jail
  • Allowed herself to be whored out to a man named Julio while Josh watched in the corner, then refused to testify against Josh Abrams after Josh attempted to rape her
  • Immediately began dating former TBS ratchet Billy Baggz shortly after Josh Abrams went to jail

 

 

14. Adam Walker

  • Former healthcare worker who went to jail for stalking therapist who he considered his girlfriend, and then threatening and stalking the ADA in charge of prosecuting him on the stalking charge
  • Once released from prison immediately attempted to use Turtleboy as a weapon to blog about the ADA who had a RO out against him
  • Sent a ridiculously long document written by what turned out to be his prison boyfriend, alleging his innocence
  • Became frustrated with Turtleboy because we “don’t get stuff”
  • After being featured in blog immediately began sending threatening text messages to me using a burner app
  • Went to Marlboro Police Department to file complaint against me for harassment
  • Faced new charges as a result of threatening me and attempting to use TBS as a weapon to attack a man who had a RO out against him

 

 

6. Brockton Poontang Plow vs. 11. Chicopee Trigylceride Trap Queen

6. Brockton Poontang Plow

  • Posted complaint on Brockton Hub filled with profanity about a plow driver who plowed some of the grass on her property
  • Mocked children and down syndrome when people objected to the language she used
  • Vowed to kill my mother and children in front of me, tear out their uterus, and bring her state trooper uncle with her
  • Vowed to have me raped with a coat hanger
  • Has continued to message me on Facebook page vowing to murder my children in front of me
  • Sent me pictures of guns and her uncle who allegedly is in the mafia, and vowed to have me slaughtered

 

 

11. Chicopee Trigylceride Trap Queen

  • Barged into the Chicopee Police station, threatened a bunch of cops, got arrested, and then assaulted a couple more over Burger King drama
  • Often posts pictures of female sexual enhancement devices she purchased on Facebook
  • Reproduced several times with drugged out junkie, losing kids to DCF frequently
  • Upon release immediately advertised $2 BYOB party at her apartment
  • Ended up calling the cops that night after her car was allegedly stolen even though it wasn’t
  • Called the cops again that night complaining that other people in the apartments were too loud even though she was having a huge party
  • Ended up smashing a car window and threw trash in it when she was dissatisfied with the police response and was arrested
  • Told the police that “things happen when you party, and maybe I threw some things at a car, but did not mean to break anything”
  • Dumped her junkie boyfriend because he didn’t bail her out of jail

 

 

 

7. Hep Semen Demon vs. 10. Nashua Nut Serpent

7. Hep Semen Demon

  • Crashed into North Smithfield Town Hall while drunk during the middle of the day and had to be pepper sprayed when she resisted arrest and attempted to kick a cop
  • Has posted some of the most ghettorific, sexually charged Facebook posts of all time, including videos of herself describing her sexual encounters with men who paid her while she was high
  • Films rap videos with Johns who wear flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats
  • The car she crashed was a loaner belonging to a Johnston, Rhode Island City Councilor who she dates and does drugs with
  • Posted a video after a sexual encounter with him in which she said that she had just gotten the “best d*** ever swear to G”

 

 

 

10. Nashua Nut Serpent

  • Repeat drug dealer who faced life in prison for selling crack cocaine while 7 months pregnant
  • Was upset with rival ratchet who would not fight her due to her own pregnancy
  • Said she didn’t fear jail because she just did 18 months for something she didn’t do
  • Previously was arrested for attempting to run a cop over with her car while her 18 month old child was in the backseat
  • US Marshalls considered her a well known gang member responsible for several home invasions
  • Printed counterfeit money and attempted to use it at the Christmas Tree Shop
  • Grew up as a normal suburban white girl from Tyngsboro, but frequently uses the n word while posting about her baby daddy (who is also in jail), DTA, and DCF,
  • Sold her body as part of a 2 for 1 special as a Craig’s List hooker
  • Sent her deadbeat Dad after us to threaten to kill me with a Louisville slugger

 

 

 

 

2. Weymouth Wenchstain vs. 15. Punky Chewster

2. Weymouth Wenchstain

  • Previously featured on TBS for faking her own kidnapping by gagging herself, tying herself up and throwing herself in a ditch off of the highway
  • Claimed that her 10 week old fetus’s ashes were stolen from outside her apartment
  • Created a fake Facebook account alleging to be her sister, in order to raise money and designer clothing for herself
  • Created a fake online persona using a Boston nurse’s information and pictures of a North Carolina family in order to get jobs baby sitting children
  • Previously asked strangers on Facebook if she could live in their house and be their nanny
  • Came on the TB Live show and faked her own domestic violence incident, pretending to be assaulted by boyfriend whose car she had stolen and led police on high speed chase through Boston
  • Assaulted boyfriend with phone she was using to record him performing oral sex on her
  • Attends foot fetish parties where she makes $160 an hour sucking the toes of strange men

 

 

15. Punky Chewster

  • Caught on video attempting to literally eat a man’s face, leaving huge gash from bite mark under eye
  • Frequently posts on Facebook about joy he gets from seeing living creatures eat human flesh
  • Has posted hilarious American idol tryout videos and other performative art on YouTube
  • After being released from jail immediately attempted to fight man outside of Taunton housing projects in one of the most hilarious chick fights of all time

 

 

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