I apologize if this is an old video from Cranston, but I was tagged in it this morning, then it disappeared, and luckily I got a screenbag first.
Ladies and gentleman, I present to you Miss Grizzled New England 2020.
Dumpster diving in broad daylight.
Zero fucks given.
Sweatpants two sizes too small.
Extra crisco on the fupa for more flexibility to grab more bags of free shit.
And of course, lit cigarette remains in mouth throughout the entire process.
Even her queefs smell like Newport Lights.
Meanwhile, everything in those bags was intended to go to a family in need. Now they’ll all be on Facebook Marketplace with a caption, “Single mom, just got brand new clothes for my kids but they’re too small, have a heart.”
Again, I apologize if this is an old video that went viral a couple years ago because there’s almost no context. But this video really made my morning and I hope it made your’s too.
Also, I’d love to know her name to get her on the live show, so if any turtle riders out there can run Rhode Island plate 545 205 for me, that would be great. I bet she has a lot of strong opinions on climate change.
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