Woman Listed As Wife Of Spencer Heroin Dealer Arrested With 5 Year Old At Home Previously Posted About Stealing A Dog To Rescue From Abusive Environment 

 

The Spencer Police executed a search warrant at a heroin dealer’s house yesterday, and the man arrested is so Spencer it hurts.

The Newport Light container being used for something besides holding Newport Lights was a touch of class.

That’s a hard Spencer 44 right there.

Quality guy right there, selling heroin in the general vicinity of a 5 year old. What could possibly go wrong?

According to the SPD Facebook post his girlfriend was there and is being summonsed, but according to his Facebook page he’s happily married to a woman named Jessica Lirette.

 

And a post that she made last month was just too deliciously ironic not to point out.

Dog in dangerous situation? Steal it, break the law, and do whatever it takes to make sure the dog is safe.

Crotch fruit in dangerous situation? Leave around heroin. Make no effort to separate illegal business and government entity.

At least he knows what to expect in the can.

Here’s hoping that he never sees his poor poon polyps again.

 

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