Poor Behavior

Woman Seeks Identity Of Man Pleasuring Himself On Orange Line While Staring Into Her Soul

 

For some reason there are no shortage of guys who like to pump the stump in public. Even though they could easily go home and whip up some tummy pancakes using the vast array of genres of hardcore pornography on the Interwebz, some just prefer the thrill of doing it in public while looking at fully clothed women. One of the favorite park and glides for these perverts is the MBTA, as we’ve seen in blogs we’ve published before. Skeevy dudes just love jerkin the gherkin on there. Yesterday a woman on the orange line had an encounter with another one of these men, and it was just bizarre.

 

Thank God Spanky McGee is wearing a mask. Imagine how much unsanitary it is not to wear a mask in public.

I’ve profiled a lot of weirdos on here, but this guy is next level. He’s not even hiding the fact that he’s fapping to the camerawoman, and he’s staring directly into her soul while doing so.

He’s even got his button undone and everything. And not to criticize his technique or anything, but this poor porridge pumper seems to not be well endowed. He’s barely moving his arm at all because there’s evidently not much to grab there. I’ve never seen a guy pleasure himself solely using his fingers, but then again I don’t ride the orange line every day.

If you know Spanky McGee’s identity feel free to let me know. Odds are he’s a sex offender, since the only people who do this are almost always sex offenders.  The woman who filmed it says she hasn’t gone to the MBTA Police because she’s too busy, so she’s going the Facebook shaming route instead, which I don’t recommend. But I’d still like to give him the public shaming he’s earned because this wildly inappropriate for many reasons. Message me on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson or email turtleboysports@gmail.com if you know his name. All sources are anonymous.

 

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