This is Corey Caraballo from Worcester.
He’s a career shitbag who’s spent so much time in Worcester District Courthouse that the judges let him pitch a tent there to save money on gas.
You name it – drug distribution, driving without a license, assault and battery on a family member, resisting arrest, assault with a dangerous weapon, receiving stolen property, abuse prevention orders – if it’s a statute in Massachusetts, the Pubestached Pirate found a way to violate it.
Corey owns a pit bull.
Because, of course he does.
Yesterday he announced on Facebook that his pit bull got loose, went out and killed a chihuahua, ate it for lunch, and apologized even though nobody likes chihuahuas.
The post didn’t go over well, as apparently his pit bull had in fact attacked small dogs before. Hundreds of comments were made calling him out and at no point did he ever deny it.
Instead he did the opposite.
But given his criminal history, plus the fact that he calls himself “c-piff” and got that put on a flat brimmed hat, it seemed like there was a good chance it was true.
Dozens of people notified the police and eventually made the post private. He still hasn’t said anything like, “just kidding,” but he has bemoaned how crazy it is how n words move for a b****.
Whatever that means.
He did defend his use of the n word though, claiming to be Hispanic.
Apparently his dislike of black people comes from the fact that his mother’s boyfriend was black, but she cheated on him with a white guy and to conceive him, and for that reason his Mom’s black boyfriend used to beat the crap out of him for not having any melanin.
Good thing Corey reproduced too.
Because pit bulls never attack kids. Ever.
His auntie Quetcy from Florida was the only person on his page supporting him, and urged him to remove the post.
But it’s still up.
Granted, he also said that his credit score is 760.
And I think we can all agree that’s a lie, so hopefully he wasn’t being serious about the dead chihuahua. But if there’s ever a guy who you would assume is telling the truth when he brags that his pit bull got loose and ate another dog for lunch, it would be this chode.