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Delightful Woman At Bruins Game Cusses Out Man In Front Of Children For Not Apologizing Loudly Enough After Scraping Coat On Nacho Cheese
A video from the nosebleed section of the TD Garden at a recent Bruins game has been making the…
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Boston Comedy Club Owner Shuts Down Comedians Mid-Act Because She Was Offended By Their Jokes, Gave Refunds To 4 Paying Customers
Comedy is the last line of defense we have in the culture war, and the only thing standing between…
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Diane Kelly Forgot To Pay Rent So PURR Cat Cafe Is Closed, Franzia Induced Bender Leads To Cats Taking Over Facebook Page And Insulting Everyone On The Way Out
The story of the PURR Cat Cafe was arguably the greatest story told in Turtleboy history. Click here to…
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RIP PURR Cat Cafe: The Greatest Litter Box Dumpster Fire Story Ever Told
Ladies and gentlemen, can you believe it’s been two years since I first blogged about the PURR Cat…
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Rachael Rollins Fights Mass Incarceration By Charging Woman Of Color With Manslaughter Over Text Messages That Allegedly Made Her Boyfriend Commit Suicide
After Michelle Carter was convicted for her role in the death of her friend because she sent him a…
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State Rep Dan Hunt Proposes New Law That Will Send You To Jail For 6 Months If You Call Someone A Bitch
In perhaps the most blatant example of Fascism and unconstitutional government overreach, a State Rep from Boston has proposed…
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Viral Tweet Video From Northeastern Teaching Assistant Alleges Police Brutality In Boston After Violent Armed Felon Is Arrested In Jamaica Plain
Simon Purdue is a PhD candidate and cohort at Northeastern University. According to Simon’s bio on NU’s website he’s…
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Boston City Councilor Michelle Wu Live Tweets Participation In Illegal Blockade Of Congress Street Bridge During Rush Hour
On Friday a mob of people with nothing to do shut down the Congress Street Bridge during rush hour,…
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Man Behind Keytar Bear Arrested For Defecating In Front Of Child And Threatening To Kill, Left Us Voicemail And Long Message Urging Blog To Come Down
Keytar Bear is the lovable and anonymous gentlemen who dresses as Ted and plays the keytar outside of events…
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The Boston Keytar Bear Fat Shames Woman, Then Threatens Her And Others Before Vowing Revenge Suicide
In 2017 MVTB published a blog on TBS about Keytar Bear, the infamous and anonymous man who dresses like…
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