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Law and Order
UMass Vice Chancellor Says Theta Chi Riot Was Peaceful Protest, Angry Feminists Want Me To Die For Defending Due Process Rights
This is Brandi Hephner LaBlanc, the Vice Chancellor of Student Affairs and Campus Life at UMass. She makes over…
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Fun Facebook Posts
Turtle Riders Are Really Upset That I Won’t Be Their Slave, Demand Access To Bonus Content For Free
Turtleboy has been censored in ways that no other media outlet has ever been censored: Banned from Google AdSense,…
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Politics
Oxford Selectman Called The Cop On Other Selectman During Meeting Because She Wouldn’t Shut Up
This is Oxford Selectman Dennis Lamarche. I know nothing about him or Oxford politics, aside from the story we…
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Premium Stream
Angry UMass Feminists Unhappy With Turtleboy Coverage Of Theta Chi Riots
My inbox is on fire with angry UMass feminists sending me threats and various other messages. I’ll be reading…
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Premium Blogs
Gypsy Dad Who Uses His Kids To Scam People With Fake Violin Says He’s Taking Me To Court If I Don’t Delete Him From The Internet
The other day I published a blog about the gypsies who have been using their two young boys as…
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Poor Behavior
Haverhill Parents Spend Birthday Trying To Get Other People’s Kids Suspended From School For Wearing Mesh Masks
This is Eric and Nikki Landry from Haverhill. They send their kids to Hill View Montessori Charter School in…
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Law and Order
Rhode Island Couple Charged After Abused Pit Bull Struggling To Breath Is Found In 90 Degree Kennel, Previously Charged With Animal Abuse, Price Gouged Hoarded Masks
Last year we published a blog about a Rhode Island woman named Kayla Card Pagliarini, who was hoarding and…
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Poor Behavior
Falmouth Nurse Stokes Anger Towards Unvaccinated By Making Up Story About 9 Kids Watching Their Parents Die From COVID In Her ICU
This is Jillian Peirce, a Falmouth nurse who works at St. Luke’s Hospital. The other day she posted a…
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Media Fails
Boston Globe Helps Cover For Lying Roxbury Prep Football Coach Making Up Racial Allegations About Georgetown Students By Deleting Any Comments That Mention Video From Turtleboy
The Boston Globe published a story today about the incident that occurred in Georgetown on Friday night, in which…
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Law and Order
Violent Mob Attempts To Invade UMass Fraternity, Flips Cars, Assaults Residents Over Anonymous Rape Allegation On Yik Yak
We will be discussing this story on the Live Show tonight at 9 PM. Anyone featured in the blog…
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Poor Behavior
Roxbury High School Football Coach Assaults Georgetown Student, Makes False Allegation Of Racism In Order To Avoid Punishment By MIAA
Ever since Trump left office the fake hate crime epidemic magically disappeared. However, it appears as if a man…
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Poor Behavior
North Shore Gypsy Family Uses Truant Children To Scam People All Over New England By Pretending To Play Violin And Be Homeless
For the last month we’ve gotten several messages from turtle riders about a family of gypsies traveling all over…
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Law and Order
Gabby Petito’s Likely Murder Was The Sad Result Of Social Media Narcissism Gone Wrong
Yesterday the body of missing 22 year old Gabby Petito was found in Jackson, Wyoming. If you don’t know…
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TB Investigates
“Hero” Marine Says He Was Stabbed In Eye Trying To Defend Woman Outside Worcester Bar, Video Shows He Was The Aggressor And The GoFundMe Is A Scam
Retired Marine Tyler Ferrara is being hailed as a hero in the media after he reportedly was stabbed in…
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Poor Behavior
West Haven Mom Accused Of Scamming Strangers In Mommy Facebook Group By Telling Sob Story, Asking Them To Bring Gifts To Baby Shower
This is Jessica Lewis Duquette from West Haven, CT. David Lee Goth here recently posted in a Connecticut Moms…
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Poor Behavior
Serial Sexual Predator Sends Revenge Porn To Woman’s Army Sergeant After She Refuses To Be Prostituted Online For Gangbangs
We have written about Matthew Brown (AKA the Foreskin Fapnado) many times before. The Gardner native has a tendency…
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Law and Order
School Resource Officer Arrests 3 Armed Students Who Assaulted Burncoat High School Administrator After School Committee Voted To Remove Police From Schools
In February we published a blog about Worcester City Officials led by City Manager Ed Augustus, who decided that…
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Premium Stream
They Picked The Wrong Flight To Hijack: The Story And Legacy Of The Heroes Of United Flight 93
Turtle Club is back tonight at 9:30 and we’ll be talking about some of the greatest heroes in American history…
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Law and Order
Manchester Parents Who Kept 5 Kids In Feces And Cockroach Infested Apartment Bragged About Getting COVID Vaccine, Said They Deserved Their Welfare
Here’s a pretty horrible story out of Manchvegas. Jesus H. Christ. Grandma Guttermuppet sure did a great job showing…
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TB Investigates
Millville Police Chief Previously Detained For Incident In Uxbridge Nearly Runs Over Woonsocket Officer’s Foot After Going 60 In A 25 And Blowing Through A Red Light
In January of 2020 we broke a story about Millville Police Chief Ronald Landry after he caused a scene,…
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