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I Went On A Ratchet’s Live Stream Today And It Was As Hilarious As You Imagined It Would Be
Tonight on Turtle Club we’ll be reliving my appearance on Rochanna Buckley’s live stream today, which was wild.…
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North Attleborough Woman Facing Criminal Charges For Stalking Sends 16 Year Old Daughter To Our Inbox To Retaliate For Blogs Written About Mother
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Newton District Court: Turtleboy Vs. The Fucci Mommas
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Alex Murdaugh Is Guilty Of Murder But His Son And Wife Were Horrible People Too
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Rhode Island Turtle Rider Gets East Providence Police To Exhume Her Mother For Investigation Into 30 Year Old Potential Homicide
Lori Lee Malloy was a 30 year old mother who was found dead in her East…
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Brockton Woman Finds 6 Year Old Blog About Her And Isn’t Happy About It
Tonight on Turtle Club at 9:30 I have no idea what we’ll be talking about. I have…
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Turtleboy Wins 4 Year Old Lawsuit With Fake Pedo Brockton Bishop Tony Branch
Tonight on Turtle Club at 9:30 we will be reading the judge’s memorandum dismissing the 4 year old…
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Fake Sex Trafficking Victim Eliza Bleu Is One Of The Greatest Grifters Of Our Time
Tonight on Turtle Club we’re going to be previewing a blog I was working on most of today…
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Phizer Director Freaks Out On Project Veritas After Admitting To Mutating COVID
Project Veritas is doing on a larger scale what I hope to be doing one day with Turtleboy.…
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Breaking Down Julia Mejia Vs Turtleboy Lawsuit
Tonight on Turtle Club at 9:30 we will be reviewing the complaint Boston City Councilor Julia Mejia…
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Joe Biden Saying Classified Documents Are Safe Because They’re Next To His Corvette Is The Funniest Thing A President Has Ever Said
Many Presidents have slipped up and said stupid things over the years. But I honestly don’t think any…
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After David For Idaho Quadruple Murder Suspect Bryan Kohberger Is Wild
Tonight on Turtle Club at 9:30 we’re gonna be reading the after David for probable cause to…
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Top 22 Turtleboy Blogs Of 2022
Change of plans for Turtle Club people – we are doing the premium stream tonight at 9:30 due…
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Jonathan Cohn, Boston Globe, Michelle Wu, Jordan Meehan Remain Silent On Sexual Deviant Friend Who Groomed A 15 Year Old
There is no Live Show this weekend on account of Christmas Eve, so we’re covering the topics…
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Meet The Worst Person On The Internet: Former Twitter Censorship Czar Yoel Roth
The Twitter Files have shown us a behind the scenes look at how censorship was working at Twitter…
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Turtleboy Vs. Rian Waters Court Audio
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Free Promo Code For Our Exclusive Locals Content For Turtle Club Members
As I’ve mentioned a few times, we are going to be doing the Q&A part of the Tuesday and…
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What Was The First Turtleboy Blog You Ever Read?
Today I posed the question on Facebook and Twitter – what was the first Turtleboy blog you ever…
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Lies About Turtleboy Debunked In Epic Interview With Merb
Last night I did an interview with an attorney in California who goes by Merb, and it’s…
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Turtleboycott 2017: The Reason We No Longer Seek Advertisers, Trump Poops On Himself With Insane Email About DeSantis
In 2017 a Change.org petition was created to intimidate our advertisers into no longer doing business with…
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