Ratchet Madness 2025 Round 2: Normal Moms Region

Voting is completed in the Normal Moms Region and we have the next 4 ratchets who have advanced to the Sweet 16 of Ratchet Madness 2025.

The Ham Sandwich Region is the only one I’ve ever seen where the higher seed has won every single matchup. And none of them have been particularly close either. However, this is the region where I honestly have NO IDEA who will advance to the Final 4. The Bukkake vs. Higgins matchup next round will be epic.

Onto the Normal Moms Region. You have 24 hours to cast your vote on which of these ratchets should advance to the Sweet 16.

1. Michael Proctor vs. 9. Helena Rafferty

1. Michael Proctor – covered up the murder of a cop, was forced to read humiliating messages that made him look like a douchebag on national television, got fired and forced to wear ridiculous sunglasses to court

9. Helena Rafferty – lost her mind over rumor she was getting nailed by Berky, tried to hide a hit and run on an elderly man, helped cover up corruption at Canton Police Department for years

4. Julie Nagel vs. 5. Shanon Burgess

4. Julie Nagel – lied about seeing a 6 foot black blob on Brian Albert’s lawn that she never reported to police, claims to be a victim but harassed Turtleboy and Meredith during assault outside CF McCarthy’s

5. Shanon Burgess – lied about being a college graduate from several schools and majoring in majors that don’t exist, says he’s been in college for 17 years, has the worst haircut and facial hair combo of all time

3. Auntie Bev vs. 6. Coffindoofus

3. Auntie Bev – redefined the word “cunt” on national television every day, couldn’t even attempt to hide her bias and disdain for Karen Read defense team, doesn’t like working past 3 and has grave concerns about things that don’t matter while giving zero fucks about things that do matter

6. Coffindoofus – disgraced FBI DEI hire who whores herself on national television making a fool of herself and setting back women’s rights for decades, doesn’t understand the first thing about the law or anything really but pretends to be an expert on everything

7. Natalie the German vs. 2. Brian Albert

7. Natalie the German – flipped on Karen Read because Karen asked for space and didn’t wanna be her BFFL and I wouldn’t tell Karen to be nicer to her, was granted immunity from Tully and Mello despite committing no crimes simply because she thought it would be cool to tell people she got immunity

2. Brian Albert – claims he didn’t go out to help John O’Keefe because he was in his underpants and was a Boston cop, not a Canton cop, major player in the murder and coverup of John O’Keefe, was only concerned about covering his ass in the days after the murder

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