Canton Coverup Part 534: Paul O’Keefe’s Online Girlfriend Lindsay Stacchini Says Turtleboy Is The Devil For Writing The Story That She Sought Me Out To Write

 

In February I published a story about how Paul O’Keefe was using his brother’s murder trial as a way to send hand signals to his online girlfriend, who he told he had testified while under the influence of alcohol in Karen Read’s first trial.

I don’t care that Paul O’Keefe was cheating on his wife. None of my business. It was the fact that he was taking advantage of his brother’s televised murder trial to signal to his online mistress, the fact that he says he may have been drunk when he testified, and the fact that he conspired with Lindsey Gaetani to have my bail revoked at a previous hearing that really offended me.

I wasn’t sure what to make of the woman who initially reached out to me about this. She lived in New Jersey and I didn’t know what her intentions were. She had reached out to Paul O’Keefe and begun an online relationship with him, but for what purpose? At first she led me to believe that she reached out to him because she felt bad for him, only to find out that he was using his brother’s murder to pick up chicks. And although that may partly be true, she may be even worse than he is.

Meet Lindsay Stacchini of Linwood, New Jersey.

 

Don’t be fooled by the filter like Paul O’Keefe was, she looks nothing like that in real life. Here she is with her attorney husband Robert Stacchini.

 

Poor Rob likely has no idea what the alleged licensed clinical psychologist mother of his 2 children has been up to.

 

Lindsay reached out to me in late January and wanted to tell me about her relationship with Paul.

 

She immediately began opening up about how Paul was sending her pictures, describing his penis to her, and how he wanted to fly her out to Boston for hearings.

 

 

She said that she was pretending to go along with his delusions in order to keep him on her good side.

Lindsay was all over the place with her messages and never shut up. She was having what appeared to be a semi-serious relationship with him where they would talk every night, get mad at each other, and tell each other their deepest darkest secrets. She would always tell me she shouldn’t be telling me these things, yet she knew exactly who I was and what I do, which is the reason she sought me out. She clearly wanted this story told, and she enjoyed being in the middle of it, so long as she remained anonymous.

Obviously I intended on writing a story about this, which she knew I was eventually going to do. However, she told me she wanted to keep it going for a bit longer and get more information out of him. In the meantime, she messaged me all the time and complained to me about how mean Paul was to her. It was like she thought they were in a real relationship, but she was betraying him to me. Meanwhile both of them were married to other people.

She would tell me what the signals were that Paul would send to her when he was on TV in court, and we would discuss afterwards. She would message me during live shows and tell me how much she loved when I would talk “to” Paul.

After a while it just felt like she wanted to gossip to me about it. Like she an online groupie who had made it in life by inserting herself into the middle of this high profile murder. She even wanted me to ask Karen Read if she could sit with Karen’s family in court (I never did).

I really wanted to write the story, but she promised me she could get more out of him. This went on for a few weeks before I realized that she just wanted to talk to me all the time about her relationship with Paul, and how mad she was at him all the time. Eventually I told her I was just gonna write the story unless she had new scoops.

 

She played the victim by telling me how much Paul was going to rightfully hate her when he found out that she had been messing with him for 2 months for the sole purpose of exploiting their fake online relationship in the hopes that it could score her front row seats with the Read family in court.

 

For some reason she wanted me to go on her Facebook page and leave a comment so that Paul would see it and get mad at her, and then she wouldn’t feel so bad about betraying him. I agreed to do it to shut her up because I was writing the story the next day. Lindsay told me that what she did to Paul was “nice” and “brought entertainment” to me, so I should hold off. She even told me that I was using her, while she was actively using Paul by reaching out to me in the first place.

 

I just wanted to write the story but all she wanted to do was talk and vent about what a bad fake boyfriend Paul O’Keefe was.

 

She clearly just enjoyed the fact that she got to chat with Turtleboy AND Paul O’Keefe, and she never shut up. Meanwhile, I just wanted her to see if he would put anything in writing about the McAlberts, or his thoughts about Karen Read. I didn’t really need her to do anything else though, because I had plenty to work with. Lindsay would always brag to me about how her Dad was a judge and her husband was a lawyer, so nobody could fuck with her. She would even message me in between Botox and plastic surgery appointments.

 

She told me she was getting divorced from her attorney husband, and wanted me to hold off on publishing the story so she could sit down and explain to him how she had intentionally sought out a murdered police officer’s brother for the purposes of tricking him into thinking she liked him in order to impress Turtleboy and score front row seats to Beverly Cannone’s house of pain.

 

She made it clear to me that she was not sitting around sexting Paul for fun. This was work for her.

 

She began getting cold feet when I was ready to publish, realizing that Paul would know she had spent the last 2 months messing with him. She claimed she had no idea I was a reporter who wrote stories when she reached out to me and felt duped. That’s when she started threatening me with her husband and father.

 

I published the story on February 20 and discussed it on Turtle Club that night. Lindsay was loving every minute of it. Surprisingly there was zero blowback from Paul, as I would’ve assumed that he would’ve fed her real identity to the Twitter trolls.

 

She told me that she felt like a disgusting human because he trusted her, but still found it hysterical that she was able to humiliate Paul under the cover of anonymity.

 

But according to Lindsay, Paul continued to message with her even after he was betrayed. They went right back to arguing like the online couple they were.

 

After that she kept messaging periodically, offering to have her Dad fix my legal issues. Lindsay just loved to feel important.

 

She would continue to message me about her rocky relationship with Paul, who for some reason was still talking to her during the trial, despite knowing she had betrayed him. She offered no evidence to back any of this up, and seemed like she just wanted to keep talking to me.

 

As you can see, she was extremely annoying and didn’t take the hint that I had no interest in listening to her bullshit any longer.

 

I had no idea what any of this meant and didn’t care to know. Clearly this chick just loved drama.

 

In early August I saw a post on Twitter from a woman named Darragh Murphy, who had outed Lindsay as Paul O’Keefe’s side chick. But Darragh thought that Lindsay wasn’t a real person because of all the filters. As it turns out Lindsay had reached out to Darragh to get “revenge” on me because I had “screwed her over.” I messaged Lindsay to ask what was up with that? As usual, I immediately regretted messaging her because she wouldn’t shut up about nonsense. She said that I screwed her over because I never told her that I was a reporter who wrote stories, even though she intentionally reached out to “Daddy” for the purposes of me exposing the guy she was fucking with for 2 months. She also blamed me for Paul “torturing” her and her judge father, who was on some sort of transplant list.

 

She was really worried about people – gasp – finding out her name! Because God forbid the woman who purposely sought out Paul O’Keefe and Turtleboy for the purposes of creating a public spectacle would ever have her name mentioned in the process.

On Twitter and YouTube chats Lindsay goes by “Elle Woods,” and has apparently become a nasty anti-Turtleboy troll because she’s so upset that I wrote the story she sought me out to write, and that she LOVED in the weeks after it was published. According to her I am the devil himself.

But at least I’m not a bored skank housewife in Jersey, living off her husband and Daddy, and investing her entire life into online drama and fake relationships that she cultivated entirely on her own.