Man Arrested In Billerica For Walking Around Jerkin The Gherkin In Broad Daylight At Upscale Apartment Complex

Aidan KearneyApril 11, 2022

Meanwhile in Billerica today a man was spotted at an apartment complex walking around in broad daylight, jerkin the gherkin for the world to see.

Does this look like the face of a man who believes complete strangers should be deprived of a front row seat to the Monday morning meat mashing?

That’s one way to get a date for the prom I suppose.

According to sources Fappy Gilmore here was arrested for doing the hokey strokey shortly after this was posted, and the post has been removed.

My neighbor got a full video of him walking with it all the way out flipping it up and down. She said hey I’m sending this to the Billerica Police and he turns and gave us the money shot disgusting. He does not live here but claims he is staying with her cousin in the complex. The police arrested him within minutes

He wasn’t in some section 8 low income housing project either. This place rents 700 square foot apartments for $3,000. In Billerica! Please, take that kind of behavior to Lowell where it belongs!

I have so many questions I’d like to ask this guy, but first I need a name. If you know who Fappy Gilmore is please feel free reach out via email at [email protected], or Facebook message Clarence Woods Emerson.

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Aidan KearneyApril 11, 2022