Worcester Guttermuppets Steal Missing Pet Trail Camera, Don’t Realize It’s Filming Them While They Smoke Crack
A woman in Worcester who volunteers to find lost pets made a Facebook post yesterday alerting the public that one of her trail cameras they had under a porch was stolen by crackheads who can’t seem to figure out how to turn it off. Consequently they unknowingly filmed themselves smoking crack afterwards in what is quite possibly the most Worcester thing I’ve ever seen.
Someone has to recognize at least one member of the Crackpipe Mafia.
Bruh….
Methface Martha looks to be about 78 years old, which means she’s probably 36 in Worcester years.
This is honestly one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. They can’t access the video and have no use for the camera. But they stole it and apparently have no idea its recording them, so this could be days of entertainment. And even though crackheads like this have zero shame it would still be worthwhile to name and shame them just in case. Email me at [email protected] if you know who they are, because this is methed up!
$20 says most of them contact Kearney themselves inquiring if they can be paid for an interview. There’s no shaming 🐩💩, these douchbags could care less, trust me I know!
We… have arrived.
Your blog post was exactly what I needed to hear today. Thank you for the gentle reminder to practice self-care.
I’ve never commented on a blog post before, but I couldn’t resist after reading yours. It was just too good not to!
Apparently you guys never watched intervention because that looks to be tin foil they are smoking off of which means they are ” chasing the dragon” aka either heroin, meth, pills or fentanyl I’ve never seen an episode of intervention with a crackhead smoking off aluminum foil but many of the heroin addicts. Just thought I’d tell you so they don’t try suing for defamation for calling them crackheads when they are probably junkies hahhaha.
But seriously this is fucking hilarious. Sad very sad but hilarious
OMG this is so awesome! Like Jackass and Reno 911! had a baby. Please follow this story! N.b., I wet myself a little reading this.