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Peabody Career Criminal Gets Shot By Salem Police After Trying To Kill Them With Car And Terrorizing Civilians, Girlfriend Lashes Out At Critics
Salem around Halloween time is an extremely busy time of year. The last thing you need is a career…
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David Njuguna Ignores Good Advice From Attorney And Judge Kenton-Walker In Trial For Killing Trooper Clardy, Elects To Blame Racism During Insane Courtroom Outburst Instead
The trial for State Trooper Thomas Clardy’s killer, David Njuguna, was set to come to a close this week…
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No Justice: Charges Dismissed Against Somerville Man Accused Of Beating 13-Week-Old Puppy So Badly It Nearly Lost A Leg
The courts have failed to bring yet another alleged animal abuser to justice, as charges have been dismissed against this…
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Nashoba Regional High School Teacher Charged With Exchanging Noodz With 15 Year Old Student
A teacher at Nashoba Regional High School in Bolton was in Clinton District Court Tuesday facing child pornography charges.…
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Entire Work Crew At Popeye’s Makes Woman Immediately Regret Decision To Throw Sauce At Employee Behind Register
Update: People are saying that this is not the Leominster Popeye’s, and that the upstanding individual who posted it…
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Katie Hill Is Throwing Herself A Retweet Pity Party After Resigning Because Her Own Party Made Her Due To Nude Pictures Being Released
On Friday the award winning Turtleboy Sports blog published salacious photographs of California freshman US Representative Katie Hill, showing…
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Springfield Man Convicted Of Assaulting 8-Year-Old Girl Was A “Really Great Guy” According To His Braindead Gender-Ambiguous Girlfriend, And Literally No One Else
This is Seth Watson, formerly of Monson, MA. Seth is a monster with the kind of chinstrap that screams, “Pursuant…
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State Senator Harriette Chandler Caught Illegally Parking In Handicapped Spot For 3rd Time, Staffer Lies And Tells Us She Has A Placard
Harriette Chandler is the former Massachusetts State Senate President, and current State Senator from my district in Worcester County.…
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Garage Doors Plus Defends Free Speech After Being Harassed By Troll For Advertising On Turtleboy Podcast
Editor’s Note: Garage Doors Plus in Quincy is the ideal Turtleboy advertiser. They like free speech and getting a…
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Diane Kelly Forgot To Pay Rent So PURR Cat Cafe Is Closed, Franzia Induced Bender Leads To Cats Taking Over Facebook Page And Insulting Everyone On The Way Out
The story of the PURR Cat Cafe was arguably the greatest story told in Turtleboy history. Click here to…
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RIP PURR Cat Cafe: The Greatest Litter Box Dumpster Fire Story Ever Told
Ladies and gentlemen, can you believe it’s been two years since I first blogged about the PURR Cat…
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Rachael Rollins Fights Mass Incarceration By Charging Woman Of Color With Manslaughter Over Text Messages That Allegedly Made Her Boyfriend Commit Suicide
After Michelle Carter was convicted for her role in the death of her friend because she sent him a…
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Man In Turtle Costume And Female Accomplice Steal Little League Plaque From Wings Over Worcester, Identities Sought
The good folks at Wings Over Worcester are looking to identify two individual who stole a Little League plaque…
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Amber Carmark Was Using Another Woman’s Army Husband For Online Persona Kayla Murphy, Faked Her Own Domestic Violence On Live Show Last Night
Last week we published a story on a Weymouth woman named Amber Carmark after discovering that she had created…
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Josh Abrams Deletes Video After Illegally Wiretapping His Own Probation Officer Who Refuses To Confirm That He Hasn’t Failed A Drug Test
The Turtleboy Live show with Bret and Uncle Turtleboy returns tonight at 9 PM. Click here to subscribe to our…
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Multiple Worcester Cops Assaulted And Bitten Breaking Up Fight After Beer Garden And Mechanics Hall Host Ghetto Bait Event
I visited the newly opened Beer Garden in downtown Worcester a couple months ago. It’s a nice place and…
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Worst Father Ever Joins In With Son Swearing At Hunter For Killing A Deer, Admits They Eat Meat, Don’t Understand Irony
A video of a deer hunter being confronted by a father and his foul mouthed son in Long Island…
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Congresswoman Katie Hill’s Nude Pictures Taking Bong Rips, Combing 21 Year Old Staffer’s Hair Expose Her As A Massive Hypocrite
Katie Hill is a 32 year old freshman U.S. representative from California, who recently flipped a red seat to…
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Weymouth Woman Created Fake Online Persona Using Boston Nurse’s Information And Another Woman’s Family Pictures To Gain Access To Children
Click here to read yesterday’s blog on Amber Carmark so you’re all caught up for this story. To catch you…
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Bob Murchison Hides From Turtleboy During Trip To Sherborn Board Of Selectmen Meeting, 5-0 Vote To Allow Vigil With Kirk Minihane Outside Bob’s Condos
I was check out the Sherborn Board of Selectmen agenda earlier in the week, as I’m known to do…
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