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Canton Cover-Up Part 287: Dear Michael “Meatball” Morrissey

Dear Mr. Meatball,

I’m sure that you’re probably busy exercising or building an elevator between your left and right eyebrows, but I wanted to reach out and speak to you since I occupy so much space in your brain. Don’t worry, there’s plenty of legroom in here. I know that you’re fond of writing letters, and really enjoy reading your correspondences with the DOJ. Let’s start there.

 

 

Gee whiz, that Jodi Cohen sure is a c u next Tuesday, amirite? I like the way you schmoozed her up by telling her you saw her at the State House Hate Crime event. Don’t worry though, I’m sure she remembered you as the life-long townie who didn’t realize he had cracker crumbs hanging from his lip and toilet paper stuck to his shoes. Maybe next time, don’t lead off with, “Are you gonna finish that sandwich?”

I thought for sure that as Boston’s FBI Special Agent in Charge, she would have wanted to meet the corrupt troopers she’s been tasked with investigating. But I guess she’s not from here, so she didn’t get the memo that she’s supposed to look the other way when corrupt cops cover up a murder. What a wicked bitch!

Your letter to speak with the manager of the DOJ was priceless too. I’m shocked that they weren’t won over by arguments such as “It’s not fair”, and “Rachael Rollins was mean to me.” The Feds are more out of control than your cholesterol levels!

Let’s backup to your August 25 press release. I haven’t seen you that upset since Tip O’Neil ate the last Boston cream donut! Thank goodness you spoke out in defense of poor Colin Albert. That young man hasn’t gotten any breaks in life! It was about time someone with power protected him from being criticized or asked any questions. I, for one, think it was a great career move to tie your reputation to the Advantage Boys’ worst nightmare.

Your demand that criticism of the McAlberts “needs to stop” certainly went over well too. What better way to prove people’s innocence than to demand the public stop asking questions about them? The inclusion of books in the background, that you’ve clearly never read, definitely gave the panel on Court TV the impression that you are a learned scholar, and not a stereotypical Boston politician with zero self-awareness.

 

 

I personally loved the line that Michael Proctor had no personal relationship with any of the witnesses. That didn’t completely backfire or anything! It’s not like the Proctors and the Alberts regularly displayed their close ties on Facebook. Just keep yelling at people and telling them to shut up, and they’ll start believing you.

I know that I’ve done some damage to your reputation by reporting on how corrupt you are. But I wasn’t prepared for your ace in the hole – Jennifer Coffindaffer.  Please keep feeding her propaganda and sending her out on Court TV, to pretend to be an expert on things she doesn’t have a clue about. Either that or    keep having David Traub feed Gretchen Voss burgers and box wine.

I do have a question for you though – do you regret fucking with Karen Read? I’m sure this isn’t the first innocent person you framed, but most of them probably aren’t as smart and as well-resourced as her. She was supposed to plea to manslaughter when you charged her with murder, not prove what an evil, corrupt, bloviating assbag you are!

 

 

This whole thing with Karen and the Feds seems unfair. You’re a Democratic politician in Massachusetts – didn’t they get the memo that no one is supposed to challenge you? You have an Irish last name, you’ve been getting elected with 90% of the vote since the fall of Saigon, and you always kill it every year at the St Patrick’s Day roast! Who the fuck does Josh Levy think he is? He wasn’t even invited to Kenny Berkowitz’ retirement party!

Let me tell you though, assigning Ken Mello to take me down was a great choice that totally hasn’t backfired. You have great taste in prosecutors, as can be seen by your choice to promote Adam Lally and get rid of Laure Chao. That bitch! Next time, give Mello a hand bringing the whole internet to court. It can get heavier than you on Thanksgiving.

I’m currently in here with Brian Walshe. Ya know, the guy your boy Proctor investigated and charged with murdering his wife, based mostly on his Google searches. Good thing your office is giving his lawyer ammo for defense since Google searches apparently are no longer real.

Speaking of fuckups by your office, you sure dropped the ball on the Michael Chesna trial. Good job screening the jury for potential ratchets who would never convict a cop killer. Then again, protecting cop killers is kind of your thing. Oh, and how does it feel that Cindy Chesna is Team Free Karen Read? That’s got to hurt more than when Howie Carr nicknamed you “Pass the Gravy.”

And can we talk about Sandra Birchmore? What was her problem? Your good friend Robert Devine, wanted to groom her and pass her around the Stoughton Police Department, like Jill Daniels at last call. Why’d she have to go and get pregnant and make your boys in blue, Epstein her ass? At least she’s not able to expose you like Karen Read though. Ya know, because Matthew Farwell murdered her.

 

 

Can I give you a piece of advice though? Give money to Donald Trump ASAP. That guy loves pardoning corrupt Democrat politicians when he becomes president. Just ask former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich and former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick. Democrats kicked those guys to the curb because they were toxic. But if you donate to Trump’s legal defense fund, you’ll be fully pardoned by January.

If I were you, I’d throw Tully and Proctor under the bus. Just say you didn’t know they were corrupt and blame it all on them. Then you and Chris Albert can get drunk, drive around, crash into shit in Milton, and blame it on Chris’ pizza and the weather. But first tell Chicken Parm Charlie to drive home and sober up.

 

 

Look, I realize that things are looking kind of bad now with the indictments coming, but don’t let it get you down. You’re Michael fucking Morrissey! When someone says, “You can’t put gravy on pancakes,” you say, “Hold my beer.” Sure, they have the power of the federal government, but you have the power of your own gravitational pull! Just keep making more angry videos and they’ll leave you alone. No one wants to mess with the guy who looks like a shook-up can of orange soda.

Anyway, that’s enough with your legal problems. I’ll be out of jail soon and hope to be there when the FBI raids your house, while you’re getting a midnight snack of a meatball grinder with extra mayo. Oh well, at least you got to see me in handcuffs a couple times. But that’s the last victory you’re ever going to get.

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121 Comments

  1. Bam. An just like that another 1 and another 1. Just when you thought you shut him down Bam another 1. Keep them coming. Almost there. Krusty court tomorrow… Hehehehe. Some surprises I’m sure…

      1. Lol, the surprise is …..she didn’t get the deal she more than likely thought she was getting from the dirty cops that she danced with!!

        Eek how will she spin this one now that the judge had ruled Probable Cause?? You can’t exactly argue with the court camera evidence provided courtesy of the CW 🤣🤣🤣
        Ahh don’t tell me she’s going to claim that TB edited it and it was just someone that looked like her 🤣🤣🤣

        I bet she’s regretting being Mellos mouthpiece now eh??

        Like they say Karma comes back tenfold!!

    1. Lol update on Krusty Panties!!
      She attended court and it was found that there was probable cause.
      The case is now going to a pre trial hearing on 17th March …..she was represented by a public defender meaning that you all paid for her attorney!!

      Lol looks like working on behalf of Mello and Tully didn’t work out too well for her I bet they promised her a deal ……and she has just found out she got PLAYED!!

      She was escorted to her car by two court officials because she was frightened of being harrassed 🤣🤣🤣

      This coming from the woman that is on probation for harassing and stalking a woman that she doesn’t even know!!

      Karma is about to bite Krusty on her ass …..lol she clearly thought that being the corrupt cops mouthpiece was going to make this go away …..instead she is going to a full blown trial ….with video footage from the court cameras as the CW evidence against her!! Lol let’s lay bets now that she blames TB fir editing it 🤣🤣🤣

      1. You had him and lost him. Be well. You will recover. It happens. .Learn from this. Wishing you peace.

  2. God willing.

    Does anyone know the last time a DA was investigated and or convicted for civil rights violations?

    Free Karen Read.

    1. Not sure about a DA but Sal Dimasi probably thought that he was untouchable at some point before he was convicted and sent to prison.

  3. Oh man, you are the funniest mother in the land. I was so irritable and after reading the last 2 stories I’m in such a good mood now. You should be a screenwriter of comedies.

  4. I’ve been following this case since June. This case has been an emotional rollercoaster.

    I can’t wait to see the beginning of justice with Michael Morrissey, Proctor, Bukhenic and Tully being the first to get dragged out of their homes in handcuffs. Then even more enjoyable will be seeing Brian A, Jen M, Matt M, Colin A, and others dragged out in handcuffs for the murder of John O’Keefe

    This is going to be EPIC.

    One thing is certain.. ALL of them have brought tremendous shame and disgrace to their families, especially their children.

    Stay strong Aidan… Justice is within reach

    1. The only one that has dragged witnesses there kids and extended family through the mud is this little moron. Smearing the woman he has abused shoes just what an evil human he is and worse you brainwashed follows of his condone it. Just want to hope he doesn’t have a file on you for when you disagree with him. He is where he belongs and with the many new charges he is going to spend years in there.

      1. This looks like it’s KP writing.. What a horrible, miserable life you have. You really need to look into some mental health treatment. Who could ever think that obsessing every waking hour about someone else is normal. It’s not. Get yourself some help otherwise you will have wasted your life just being in a state of anger, jealousy, depression, etc.

      2. Pew, English!!! Please spell your words in English!! Otherwise, we don’t know what the hell you’re trying to say!!

  5. Morrissey is a complete embarrassment. His handling of cases is not to be believed. I get it; real life is not like Law & Order TV. But a level of competency above bird dung would be nice from him and his office.

    1. You could be right so please keep complaining about him they might replace him with a person so much better, either way jail time is in his and her future.

      1. Ok, I will cut you some slack that TB could, conceivably do some additional time – if and only if the KR case doesn’t get tossed – which it will. KR will do ZERO time even if the feds NEVER show up.

  6. Dude you’ve been locked up since Christmas. Your delusional tiny self has gone loco. Get a grip little man.

        1. You don’t have friends anymore unless you consider your deadbeat family members friends😂 if your fearless leader “ Fatty McGee” goes down your all fooooked

    1. Hos long till your whole crew goes down? Did ya catch the bombshell today that Sean on the gulf dropped? Your dumb azz friend smashed way too much of her taillight! Now in the video of her backing out of her driveway you can see it’s in tact. Dumb ass smashed the entire light out NOT KNOWING there would be video of her car at 5am and her light is ALL THERE!!! Bye BYE dickheads🤡😂🤡😂😂🤡💣💣💣🐖🐢

    2. Definitely needs an eval done, someone should suggest it, when all his media is taken down can you see how he will react then lol

  7. “cracker crumbs hanging from his lip and toilet paper stuck to his shoes.” 🤣 “midnight snack of a meatball grinder with extra mayo.” So many good ones 🤣 Love uuuuu

    1. Agree but a shame he got them from another person, he has said he doesn’t do any of the writings he is just the face…

      1. Please stop commenting lies in response to each comment. Anyway of course he writes his jokes. We hear how witty he is when he is live and this is clearly the same person, PEW-A.

    1. Am sure you will read all about it here. Right after all the new charges are laid that of course he will scream his innocence

          1. I never touch the stuff. But you’re a McAlbert shill and you’ll be in the clink soon enough sucking on your girlfriend’s dick. Have fun!

  8. I am very concerned about your mental health, your writings are becoming mere gibberish or is it that you’re now writing your own material. You have learned nothing, your mouth is going to have you serving time it is the amount of time that’s not known yet but keep up all the writing and running your mouth you will make it many years. Get help, stop being a puppet that might help oh orange suits you. Have a nice day.

    1. You’re projecting again. You are really concerned about your own ass and those of your friends who are going to be trading places with TB. Kind of like in the movie trading places. Maybe you will be a good fit for the gorilla suit.

  9. The only thing that the demonic, Satanic, Masonic, evil Communists running the Commonwealth of Massachusetts fear more than citizens who know they’re criminals and are holding them accountable is the holy name of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
    So just for you, Communists, let me make it clear: WE RENOUNCE SATAN IN THE HOLY NAME OF JESUS CHRIST.
    Our lord and savior is much stronger than the piece of shit you’ve been worshiping, and good will triumph over evil.
    The entire world is watching as the investigators get investigated. Heck, for wall we know the investigators of the investigators are getting investigated, too.
    The truth is coming out and nothing can stop it.
    The public is awake.
    They see you for the evil, twisted, lying, cheating criminals you are.
    Thank God for good guys over whom you have ZERO control.
    Justice is coming for Officer O’Keefe, his beloved family members, Karen Read, her precious family members, and every citizen of Massachusetts.
    Thank God.

  10. “…You’re Michael fucking Morrissey! When someone says, “You can’t put gravy on pancakes,” you say, “Hold my beer.” -TB

    I’m Dead.

  11. That’s gold Jerry! GOLD!

    Keep up the great work TB and soon you’ll be “Free at Last!……free….at….last!”

  12. Nice jab to Tully & Lindsey, solid body blow to Mello, right cross to Tully, a left to Jennie and a stiff uppercut to Morrissey. Can’t wait for the next round. And I thought you were playing chess! Keep ’em coming Champ!

  13. Turd boy this really makes you look bad, i mean real bad!! You sound super immature with all the 4th grade insults its not a good look and not helpful for your case at all! No one in your echo chamber of brainwashed turd nuts is going to tell you this so I took it upon myself to let you know how you appear to all the people with a functioning brain. Do Better!!

  14. “I’ll be out of jail soon and hope to be there when the FBI raids your house, while you’re getting a midnight snack of a meatball grinder with extra mayo”

    meatball grinder with extra mayo mmmmmmmmm

  15. Maybe in prison Morrissey will take the time to read those books and actually earn his law degree. While he lifts weights and converts to Islam.

  16. The Feds are going to wait. They are going to wait until Proctor and his buddies get on the stand to testify. Two things will happen.
    1.) Proctor lies, and keeps to his original story.
    2.) Proctor will answer some questions, with a few, “I can’t remember “, and take the 5th on his relationship to the McCabes.
    But either way, they’ll have, not just proof, but a series of fresh new charges against him.
    Either way, the pensions are gone. Felonies on their records. Starting over at 40-plus years old.
    No Sympathy. Zero Empathy. These guys swore an oath, had public trust bestowed upon them, got well paid to do it, and fucked all up.

    1. I think their goal is to prevent the trial entirely. But that would be legendary. Still prefer them to have doors kicked in at 230@m

  17. Passing around Jill like last call LMAO
    I’m guessing KR definitely is not the first time someone was framed and yet she’s still going through this frame job everyone knows she’s innocent

  18. Turtledope

    News on single justice petition?
    The denial must of stung, hence your venting.

    Look in the mirror, you’ll see the problem.

    Calling Morrisey names, is childish,,nonproductive and a waste of time. You could use your time, filing pleadings, not tossing poop.

    Notice Karen’s defense team is silent?

    Have you spoken to the feds?
    Being your such an important witness, how’d they overlook you?

    Levys a finger licker, waiting to see which way the political wind blows.

    Andrew Lelling did same with Shelly Joseph case, slow walked until Biden election.
    Prosecuting judges is career suicide, but so is public flogging by Senate.
    Tough spot, Josh is in.
    Nothing will happen until November.

    Karen should be going to trial , right about then, Josh is smart, he will play it safe.

    Unless Michael Horowitz IG understands the Boston office is still corrupt after 50 years. The answer to that is , affirmative.
    Josh clock is ticking, faster everyday- like Racheal “ road rage” Rollins- it’s a career dissipation clock. Every day he hesitates, on slam dunk cases- is another year off his career.
    Lelling career is deader than disco, for tanking Joseph ( illegal alien protector judge) trial. Now that the undocumented democrats have become political poison.
    Politics moves fast:)

    You got choices
    1)
    Keep tossing poop, hoping some sticks.
    Seems to be working out well for you, so far.
    2) get busy defending yourself.

    Tucker call yet?

    1. He’s clearly taking up space in your head since you spend so much time writing here.
      Let me guess (unemployed).
      Oh or still a student at your ripe age?
      Get a life you whacked out freak show.

  19. Grow up turtle. And get the additional mental health help that you sorely need. You sound like a whiny little child. And you’re still not a journalist. More of a joke at this point. And stifle the replies insinuating that I have a dog in this fight. I used to like this site when there were actual funny blogs. Now it’s just a place to watch an indicted bully blogger circle down the drain of insanity.

  20. Brian Albort seems like the kind of fag who would paint his garage in Harley Davidson and NFL colors and hold parties in the rodent infested garage with drunk under age kids playing grab ass to cover up his closeted desires. Tully Proctor Yurri Chris Colon and Morrissey are just the types to get off on that scene and show up in full $3k biker leathers and Tom Brady jerseys talking about the open road and horse back riding while Jen is the type to fuck multiple under age boys and make her husband Fat Matt ride bitch on her pink hog when she can’t score a 14 year old boy.

    1. Speaking of people who live in closets you all know about that certain blogger in the vicinity of Worcester who is all over the Grindr platform, right?

  21. Thanks for the letters! I’m allegedly having hysterics — you allegedly nailed these guys. Who’s up next? The suspense is killing me. Anyone care to allegedly preview either court docket and report back to the class? Aiden get out of there in one piece— asap please! We miss you

  22. These are terribly written. I want to read them but grammar, spelling and flow are horrible. He needs an editor or copy of The Elements of Style

  23. It’s about time that the FREEMASONIC links were exposed in this case!!

    Just take a look at the pic above and Morrisseys colour of shirt and tie!!

    He’s a Mason …..the ORANGE TIE and PALE BLUE SHIRT!! Both are symbols of the Lodge!!

    Who else did we see in court with the orange tie and pale blue shirt …..REDDINGTON!! Jen McAbes attorney who is currently harassing Jen Altman in direct messages and even changed his profile picture to her face!!

    Now go to the crime scene …..John was found minus a shoe so he had ONE BARE FOOT …..his missing SHOE was BLACK AND WHITE they also found SIX drops of blood and put them into RED solo cups!!

    All of this is FREEMASONIC SYMBOLISM!!

    Any MASON coming across that scene knew exactly who did it……because all of the calling cards were left!!

    Freemasonry is all about speaking without words!! Those in the know, know what they are looking at. They sign an Oath of protecting their Brothers and perform initiation ceremonies to prove their loyalty Michael Morrissey notice both names start with the same initial M M which equates to 33 …..the 33rd degree of Masonry!!

    We see all of the ‘witnesses’ wearing JJ badges more symbolism of the club!!

    That’s why Jen Mcabe is walking around so brazen …..she is part of that club and knows that she will be protected by the brothers and sisters of the Lodge!!

    The police force is full of them its how they get on in life!!

    They all cover for each other ….I guarantee you that Coffindaffer is part of that club too and is obliged to do their bidding!!

      1. Why are you using Freemasonic language ??
        And No is the answer to your question!!

        I have a family full of them …..hence why I have nothing to do with them!!

  24. Brookline, Massachusetts’s finest, police detective Duane Arthur Danforth, 38 was arrested at Epcot in Disney World January 30, 2024.

    When a security guard told Danforth he had to go around a private event, Danforth threatened to kill the guard and pushed past him and a second security guard, witnesses told investigators. Danforth was described in court records as belligerent, apparently intoxicated and carrying a girl in one arm.

    Brookline’s finest Detective Danforth who was voted Brookline Officer of The Year in 2021 allegedly assaulted a sheriff’s deputy who was investigating witness reports that Detective Danforth had belligerently assaulted two security staff.

    When the deputy sheriff assisted Danforth to the floor and tried to handcuff him, “Danforth resisted arrest and appeared drunk and disorderly”.

    Brookline DEI appointed Police Chief Jennifer Paster reports that Detective Duane Danforth with the Brookline Police Department has been placed on paid administrative leave as a result of a violent incident involving alcohol that took place in the state of Florida.

  25. “busy building an elevator between your eyebrows” and then the pic to follow. So so funny!

  26. Dear Mr. morrissey,
    Please tell people about your close relationship with wealthy developer William O Connell.
    How he beat that charge of rape of a 14 year old and cocaine trafficking.
    Awful convenient she died in a one car accident right before testifying.
    She also did not have a lot of resources and family. Similar to Sandra Birchmore.
    Seems to be an m.o with you guys.
    Maybe you learned that from your friends at the Boston Archdiocese.
    Maybe that association is what you’re afraid of.
    I’m sure he was grateful $.

  27. Anyone ever think that maybe it was destiny that John O’Keefe died? If the McAlberts never killed JO Karen and Turtleboy would have never met. Once the Turtle gets out of jail and Karen gets off they can settle down and have some little Turtlekids. What a power couple they would make! TB is finally graduating from the ratchets and moving on up to a high class bitch. Just try and smack Karen around! She will smack you upside the head with a cocktail glass! Don’t forget to invite me to the wedding!

    1. My buttcheeks bring all the boys to the yard and they’re like damn right you’re mushier than masted potatoes.

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