Canton Cover-Up Part 168: Colin Albert Bridgewater State Poetry Explains How A Football Game Works, Plans For The Future

 

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To hold you over with some entertainment until then, here is Colin Albert doing poetry for a class last year at Bridgewater State. It’s everything you dreamed it would be and less.

And that right there is why they kept him hidden this whole time. Imagine this mush for brains having to keep his story straight with REAL police. Find me a bigger meathead than Colin Albert. You can’t. The ONLY things he has to talk about are football and fighting. The entire poem is just him explaining how a football game works. And he couldn’t even read the script right. This is what it takes to get into Bridgewater State. This is where the Albert males all spend the best 7 years of their life.

He also explained why he likes to take online classes because he prefers to work in his pajamas.

There is no way the spawn of Chris Albert could ever graduate with a degree in finance. Finance and Alberts go together like snowmen and Jamaica.

“Happy to see where the road’s gonna take me someday.”

If your entire alibi is this:

Then the road is taking you to Souza-Baranowski, son.

Now enjoy the remix and we will see you tomorrow night at 9. Subscribe to our YouTube channel and help us get to 50K turtle riders by clicking here.