Canton Coverup Part 381: Kevin Albert’s Wife Mary Upset Howie Carr Was Allowed To Publish Article Calling Out Her Husband’s Drinking And Weight Problems
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Howie Carr is a legend in the Boston media who has made a career out of exposing corruption and calling out government hacks. He goes after both parties and is only loyal to the truth. Despite the fact that the McAlberts are almost all MAGA people like him, Howie isn’t afraid to call them exactly what they are. Throughout the trial he roasted the “coneheads” and Meatball Morrissey day in and day out. But today’s column in the Boston Herald was perhaps his greatest undressing of the McAlbert Mafia yet. The theme was simple – how does Michael Proctor feel knowing that he no longer has a salary while the rest of the corrupt cops in his orbit are getting paid triple figures to do nothing?
“Your dumpy wife Lizzie is giving you the evil eye because the money’s running out and even Jill Daniels and her elderly boyfriend are still flush enough to be guzzling doubles down in Falmouth…”
Truer (and funnier) words have never been spoken. What does Michael Proctor do all day now? He can’t go into work, and he can’t get a new job because he’s unemployable. Oh well, at least Lizzy gets to save money on daycare, but it must not be easy on the sole breadwinner. Especially when she sees other corrupt cops like Kevin Albert, Brian Tully, John Fanning, Bukkake, Brian Albert, and Brian Higgins collecting paychecks and pensions while under investigation, on retirement, or under suspension. Proctor did a HUGE favor for Brian Albert, and as a result Albert gets to sail into the sunset and collect his six figure pension. Bukkake, Tully, Fanning signed off on his reports, were in his group texts, and knew that he was a lying scumbag. But Lizzy’s the only wife stuck supporting her destitute husband.
In the NOT FKR Facebook group they’re really upset about Howie’s column and think that he should be sued for slander.
Except slander is spoken, not written, and truth is always the defense to libel. Then again people who believe Karen Read is guilty are by definition very stupid people, so it’s not exactly surprising that they don’t understand how the First Amendment works.
It’s also hilarious watching these people from around the country who have no idea who Howie Carr is freak out about his columns. Newsflash – Howie does this to everyone. It’s why people like him. Just ask Tim Murray, Charlie Baker, Geoff Diehl, Whitey Bulger, and pretty much every judge in Massachusetts. The McAlberts and Proctor are just the latest in a long line of hacks Howie has obliterated with his words.
One of the people who’s upset about it is Mary Albert, the wife of disgraced Canton cop Kevin Albert. She doesn’t understand how this column was allowed to be published.
Ya see Mary, there’s this thing called the “First Amendment,” that “allows” the Herald to publish opinion columns.
People like Mary and her clan of McAlberts are not used to being challenged. They were the cool kids in town who got whatever they wanted for years. They controlled the police and local town government. Their kids were the stars of all the sports teams. In high school they got to hang out with Jennifer Weeks McCabe!
But they’re no longer in charge. They can’t control Turtleboy, and they certainly can’t control Howie Carr – two people the McAlberts were all fans of a couple years ago. But now they’ve realized that they can’t control us and will forever be the bad guys as a result. And they don’t know how to handle it.
Mary claims the column is full of lies about her husband.
So let’s examine the three paragraphs about Kevin Albert to see if she’s got a point.
Is Kevin Albert fat?
Yes.
Did Kevin Albert forget his gun and badge in Michael Proctor’s State Police cruiser after getting drunk down the Cape?
Yup.
Is Kevin Albert collecting $176K a year despite being on administrative leave (suspension)?
Yup. And Lizzy Proctor HATES it that Mary’s credit card still works while she’s shopping at Price Rite.
But what Howie didn’t mention is that Kevin Albert also is the one who made sure that the first firefighter Bukkake and Proctor spoke with on January 30 was Caitlin Albert’s close friend Katie McLaughlin, who testified that Karen Read was yelling “I hit him, I hit him,” despite the fact that all 5 cops on scene reported that she never said any such thing.
Kevin Albert also arranged for her to be questioned inside the Canton Police Department, even though they were conflicted off the case specifically because John O’Keefe was found dead on Kevin’s brother’s front lawn.
Anyway, they’re REALLY mad about the Howie column in the Herald.
Local single white female Julie Guinto insists Howie will pay for his crime of making fun of Mary’s husband’s gravitational challenges.
She seems stable.
Howie’s column also doesn’t mention how Kevin Albert has known the Bukhenik’s for years!
Or that Kevin, Brian Albert, and Brian Higgins sat together at Ken Berkowitz circlejerk retirement party.
Or that Kevin was freaking out once Higgins stopped returning their phone calls and suspected her had flipped on them. Or that Kevin was one of the Canton cops who immediately and wrongly ruled Sandra Birchmore’s death a suicide.
It could be a lot worse Mary – you could be Lizzy Proctor! But don’t worry, you haven’t even begun to hit rock bottom yet. Wait till you see what’s coming next!
Oh no! What blasphemy will Howie and or Aidan report next?!
That Brian Albert collectively caused women up and down the Easter seaboard cross their legs really tight as soon as his ugly mug was on the stand?
That Matt McCabe in fact did not loose the weight loss challenge? Or maybe how the only thing as bad as Julie Albert’s wig is her and husband Chris’ credit score??
This is pure gold🎯
If Mary Albert regretted “caving in”, she must be hiding in a closet with utter shame that she exposed how frightened she is of TurtleBoy News & Howie Carr with their reach when exposing corruption! Didn’t Jill Daniels say once that her biggest fear was appearing in an article by TB News? Keep up the exposure of these scumbags, if it was not for you they would still be owning that town.
Your starting to sound like a Southie native during your live “on the stoop”
💚☘️
Flash forward to the trial…
Your Honor, as you can plainly see, the plaintiff is indeed fat. A fat fuck, if you will.
If it pleases the court, we would like to conduct a jiggle test on his corpulent body.
Let the record show that Mr. Albert’s man boobs remained in motion for 17 seconds after he rose from his plus-sized chair.
Surely someone has to crack soon.
Will it be…
Proctor?
Higgens?
Chicken Parm Charlie?
Bukkake?
Snaggletooth Jen?
Whoever rats out first gets the better deal!
“THOUSANDS of people are behind you” meanwhile, each post has fewer than 5 likes. Jeez, delusional much!
I agree with delusional. Not FKR has 7.1k members. Turtle Boy, Justice for John O’Keefe and Karen Read has 55k members. They really needn’t bother having a NOT FKR group. They are just further embarrassing themselves by showing how little support they have 😂
Kevin Albert will soon be a Stoughton fireman. They OWE hime for covering up Sandra Birchmores Murder
Allegedly 😉 wink wink judge nudge nudge say no more, pregnant with Stoughton cops baby. Suicide !
Proctor is rolling over on his Command Staff, these guys have lots of shitty text messages that Proctor is showing the Top Brass at MSP. Tully and Bukaki are his direct supervisors, those texts were the norm for that unit. Michael Proctor isn’t going down alone, he is showing that he was taught this crap by his bosses. Tully and Bukaki signed off on all his garbage reports.
I read a comment shortly after his initial suspension. It was something along the lines of “I recognize a scorched earth asshole when I see one.”
He’s going to roll like a pig in mud, because deep down he’s a pussy. He’s not going to the MSP though, because they can’t fix his current problem. There is no way around his federal indictment. He’ll be in the office of one of those three-letter peeps and he’ll be singing like a canary. He’ll be connecting the dots of everything they’ve dug up in Norfolk County. For good measure he’ll throw in the details of fuckery they had no idea about. He will stick a knife in his own abdomen and spill his guts, because it’s his only hope of ever seeing freedom before his children are married. Lizzie will be long gone by the time he gets out.
Scorched earth indeed!!
People that grew up in Canton tell me that Proctor was always the kid that followed the cool kids and did whatever to fit in. Nothing has changed. Imagine throwing your entire career away for those scumbags. Now you got no $ coming in for you and your family. Not your 2nd family, they still getting paid. I hope he is telling on his bosses which you know Lizzy is making 💯 sure they aren’t going down alone.
Every time chicken parm is brought up (even mediocre chicken parm), I want to order some. This investigation and subsequent trial has endangered my health. All the breaded chicken and red sauce that I have consumed has impacted my weight and cholesterol level tremendously – in a negative fashion.
Chicken parm for breakfast on my pancakes, and chicken parm for lunch. I even put it between two waffles to make a (D)ope (&) (E)dible sandwich. I can’t stop.
Please find Karen not guilty…it will save my life.
She obviously already knows her husband is fat. Presumably they still live in the same house. What she’s really mad about is now everyone knows her husband pretends like he’s “working” when he’s actually down on the Cape getting shit-faced. She must be getting tired of having him at home. I wonder if he’s put her on a budget, you know, just in case he gets Proctored.
Proctor’s livelihood is at stake. The money drying up is the least of his worries. He’s about to be behind bars as a dirty cop. That kind of life doesn’t last. He’s going to sing as loud as he can about whatever it takes to keep himself out of that situation. I can’t imagine how agonizingly desperate he must be.
You could say, he’s so scared he’s shitting his pants.
No one can ask Whitey anymore, but I get your point…Howie is a bad ass! And I’m sure he’d agree.
Is it me, or is Bukake the biggest blockhead ever? When I saw him at lunch several months ago in Norwood, he looked less block-like…maybe the stress of covering for Proctor and the anxiety have gotten to him.
I wouldn’t call Charlie Baker a hack. Charlie actually gave a fuck about the people of this state.
Were you awake during the pandemic? Charlie Parker was the worst fascist dictator making us all obey stupid “orders” because of the science of St Fauci. Remember standing 5 ft 10 inches from some was inviting covid to kill you but stepping back those 2 inches you were safe
You are a moron if you think we didn’t need some form of covid restrictions. My father has been battling cancer and you anti-mask fucks damn near almost killed him with your callous stupidity. Kindly fuck off halfwit
People at risk needed to be careful. School kids didn’t need masks, healthy people didn’t need masks. And the people that were forced to get the MRNA shot or be fired didn’t need the shot BECAUSE THEY DONT WORK AND THEY CAUSED SUDDEN CARDIAC DEATH TO MILLIONS INCLUDING PEOPLE I CARED FOR!
Correct
I would call Charlie Baker a total hack Rino
He played a key roll in destroying the Republican party in MA
His reward > NCAA Presidency
Where men will continue to compete has woman under his reign
Well I beg to differ…met with Charlie shortly after his inauguration with a group of Ma residents experiencing great harm to their families as a result of corruption… he did NOTHING to remedy the outrageous violations of one of our states regulation… he turned a blind eye and allowed neighbors to continue to suffer.
Mary used to look good with a pearl necklace. She smacked the wall pretty hard. And what a coincidence that her husband covered up the Birchmore murder, these dirty cops have no shame. They’ll probably plant taillight fragments in her apartment that Chief of Sam Berkowitz will see from three blocks away. Whoops
TWO MURDERS covered up by Kevin. Albert . 1st Sarah Birchmore 2nd John O’KEEFE.
That’s Life in prison Brother.
And the Real Murderers get away.
Idiot.
After thinking about it Mary should be nervous. Her hubby Kevin Albert has the same shape and look as Matt McCabe. We all already know Jen McCabe is hot for those Alberts. I bet Jen McCabe fantasies about getting with Kevin if she isn’t doing it already. It is Jen McCabe going around town telling young girls they should “put a “Richard”(censored) in her mouth”. It’s just how Jen rolls. She’s got “Richards” on the brain. And other places. It will be fun to check back with Mary Albert as the results of the FBI investigation and other investigations are revealed.
Kevin Albert also took the phone when John O’Keefe called Canton PD about the drug activity on Meadows and Burr….but did not seem to do much about it.
How is Fat Albert not his nickname
Just a thought…
Proctor could go to work for D&E. I mean, he has already delivered for the family and Higgins, now he can deliver for Charlie. Maybe he can pave the way for the rest of the corrupt crew and lead them into new jobs….
But seriously, this is Mass., it will more than likely blow over, no one will remember come November, and the same actors will be retained by the same people who brought you this shit show to begin with.
The world needs plenty of bartenders!
Two weeks- with pay. 🤷
Can’t stand Baldwin but he was great in that movie,,
Howie is hilarious love that guy
Mary chose to be a pig fucker and she mad peoples be calling her out to fuckin a fat drunken pig?
Mary I know women like you are allergic to accountability. Doesn’t change the fact that you choose to fuck fatass over there. Nobody made you do it.
Highly doubtful Proctoring takes all the heat, wife must be blue in the face by now.
Hopefully ALL involved in the death and framing of KR should be doing jail time. Some more time than others.
Siberia won’t be far enough away to hide the shame they need to feel in what was probably a truly accidental death, until they chose to deceive and lie.
Dear Mary,
Your POS husband needs to get away from big brother Uncle Bri and cut a deal. It is only a matter of time with the FBI, go talk to them now Fat Albert. They gonna jam you up on S. Birchmore also, so maybe hubby has to ex-pat?
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I hate to bring down the vibe, but there are no federal indictments coming.
Unfortunately, you are probably correct. Under the rug, down the memory hole, keep voting the same people back in.
How’s your leaky balloon knot Proctor Trooper? Tully and Bukkake be careful, it could be contagious!
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Got some speculation and half-***ed predictions:
* Feds are indifferent about whether or not KR goes down for something that so far has come nowhere near being proven
* Feds are mostly interested in scaring the Norfolk/MSP machine, for their own reasons
* They won’t ever quite get to charging anyone they are investigating
* Prosecution of a broad set of LE characters is not really politically popular, ever, with most voters regardless of party.
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