Canton Coverup Part 502: Which Witness Who Confronted Turtleboy Offered To Use Karen Read Trial Testimony To Do Paid Promotion For Dave Portnoy’s Failing Watch Company?

 

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Did a witness in Karen Read’s first trial solicit a free watch from Dave Portnoy in exchange for wearing it during trial testimony? That’s exactly what happened according to the Barstool Sports founder and former NHL Masshole journeyman Ryan Whitney.  On the Unnamed Show Thursday, Portnoy and Whitney talked about their trip to Nashville for Ice Con where a man who describe himself as both a Commonwealth and defense witness during the Karen Read trial introduced himself to Whitney and Portnoy. According to Portnoy there is a video of this witness and Turtleboy “getting into it,” and the witness offered to wear a Brick watch – a brand created and owned by Portnoy – during his testimony.

There’s been a lot of speculation about who this witness is, and it’s basically narrowed down to three people:

1. Colin Albert

 

2. Ryan Nagel

 

3. Tristin Morris

All 3 of these were witnesses during the Karen Read trial who got into confrontations with me on video that Dave Portnoy apparently watched. Colin and Ryan were both involved in the June 23, 2024 CF McCarthy’s incident, in which Jill Daniels and Jim Farris were charged with assaulting me after hitting the phone out of my hand and then stealing it after I was trying to digest a meal of food.

Ryan Nagel is the only one of the three who played hockey and I could easily see him being a Barstool bro.

Colin Albert most fits the Barstool Sports target demographic – college aged meatheads who can’t read anything more than one paragraph long.

But I can’t imagine it was either of them. Colin delivers pizza for his loser Dad and I can’t see him leaving Canton. Ever. And it’s hard to believe that Portnoy would remember Ryan Nagel getting into beef with me since he only got in my face for about 5 seconds before he told me to get out of Canton.

That’s why I think it’s Tristin Morris for a number of reasons:

1. His fiance just went to Scottsdale for her bachelorette party, and since Tristin loves to party it would make sense that he would take a trip to Nashville where he could hump plus sized women, chairs, and floors one more time before settling down with a woman he described at trial as “high maintenance.”

 

2. The video of Tristin confronting me at Castle Island and swearing in front of small children has been viewed more than 4.5 million times on Twitter, and was just me and him for 5 minutes, so it would make sense if Portnoy saw it.

 

3. The idea of Tristin wearing a promotional watch is ironic and funny since Tristin is infamous for not knowing what time anything happens.

 

4. Tristin, more so than Ryan and Colin, is more the type of guy to see Dave Portnoy out in public, go up to him and brag about being a witness, and then offer to use the most watched trial in the world to give Dave’s failing watch company publicity. He stalked us at Castle Island and confronted me out of nowhere. Colin Albert is a moron who has trouble putting complete sentences together, and Ryan Nagel only confronted me because I told his creepy, gropey brother Sam to cut the shit.

For those reasons I think it was Tristin, but if Portnoy or Whitney wants to confirm it would go a long way. Either way, it says a lot that the McAlberts, who claim to be victims of witness intimidation and are really upset about the death of John O’Keefe, would use this very serious murder trial as a chance to do paid promotions.

Who do you think it was?