Ratchet Madness

Canton Ratchet Madness 2024 Sweet 16: Red Solo Cup Region

 

Sweet 16 is completed in the Tail Light Region of Ratchet Madness 2024 and we now know which two ratchets will square off for a chance to go to the Final 4.

Horse face is straight smoking people this tournament. I haven’t seen dominance like this since Monica Cannon-Grant’s run back in 2021. I voted for Julie Albert and Ken Mello, but I guess the people disagree with me, as we’ll have a 1-2 matchup next week.

Onto the Red Solo Cup Region where you will have 24 hours to pick the next two ratchets to advance to the Elite 8.

 

1. Chris Albert vs. 5. Auntie Bev

1. Chris Albert – Once killed a man, plethora of court judgments for nonpayment of bills and tax liens, enjoys getting cuckholded by wife and tongue lashed by middle aged women at meetings

5. Auntie Bev – Most incompetent judge ever who clearly would rather be getting drunk than overseeing murder trial she insists on being a part of

 

 

2. Bukkake vs. 3. Brian Tully

2. Bukkake – Corrupt State Police Sergeant who covers up murders for his day job while fan girling Dave Pornoy and doing drunken strip teases at weddings on the weekends

3. Brian Tully – Corrupt State Police Lieutenant who covered for Michael Proctor and considers scored DCF single Moms to be valuable sources in case against Turtleboy

 

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17 Comments

    1. That was a very tough call for the exact reason you pointed out. But I picked CA in the end because he spawned the murderer after years of ratchet behavior and now it seems he was in the house too. He never learned a thing from his time in jail.

  1. Imagine being Jen McCabe and realizing that you are more ratchet than Julie Albert. She must be beside herself. I bet she’s always thought of Julie as a low life LOOSAH and now Jen has surpassed her.

    Bragging rights for Chris Albert. He’s finally accomplished something that many others have not. He’s a full fledge RATCHET. He’s still a LOOSAH, the underachiever of the dirty Albert Family but now he’s on his way to becoming KING RATCHET. Great Job Chrissy.. You’ve worked hard at being a LOOSAH and it may finally pay off for you.

    Full Disclosure and be on the LOOKOUT… Someone keeps trying to take my screen name and post comments as though it’s me. IT’S NOT. There name says GUEST my name says MEMBER. I bet it’s that forever ratchet KP. Or maybe it’s JD. Not sure but one of those ratchets is involved.

    Keep up the great work Aidan. tough choice between Bukhenic and Tully..

      1. Very true but I don’t want anyone to confuse my comments with the comments of anyone on the other side.

    1. Good point! I went still Tully over Bukkake because I view Bukkake as part of Tully’s ratchet empire.

  2. So tough cause at this point they are ALL RATCHET! Trully and Bukakke are about even so I gave the tiebreaker to Trully cause he is in charge of Bukakke. Bukakke is Trully and Proctologist lil biatch

  3. How come I ain’t in the running no more?
    I am the biggest ratchet out there. I abuse my kids, my boyfriend, booze and drugs.
    I wanna vote for me because I am the BIGGEST LOOOSSSAAAAHHHHHH

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    Truth of the matter is by paying 10 bucks here, I feel like I matter and are part of the team.

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