Cash Me Outside Girl Becomes Fastest Millionaire On Only Fans Despite Criticism Of TB For Accurately Predicting Then 14 Year Old’s Descent Into Porn Stardom

 

Our critics have baselessly accused me of “sexualizing” children for years because they can’t find anything legitimate to criticize TB for. The blog they often point to as problematic was this one from 2017 about the Dr. Phil “cash me outside” girl, entitled, “The Cash Me Outside Chick Starred In the Most Bootleg Rap Video Ever, How Long Until She Stars In Her First Porno?” They’re really mad that I said what everyone was thinking about the then out of control 14 year old girl:

My only question is this – how old will she be when she finally decides to do porn? Because it’s not a matter of if, but when. So will she sign with Brazzers the moment she turns 18? Or will she keep pursuing the rap game for a little bit and hold off until she’s 21? That’s the only question that is unknown at this point.

Every normal person was thinking that, because the girl was complete trash and her Mom obviously was doing nothing to reign her in.

As it turns out, I was right:

Bhad Bhabie was clearly lying when she told us she’d already “done it all” by her 18th birthday, because just a week later she claims she’s done something new — shattered an OnlyFans record. The rapper formerly known as Danielle Bregoli revealed she’s earned more than $1 million after starting up her adult-themed, subscription-based account Thursday … and claims it only took her 6 hours to become an 18-year-old millionaire.

Based on an apparent screenshot she shared of her accomplishment … she made over $750k on subscriptions, $5k on tips and more than a quarter-million on direct message tips. Bhabie wrote, “not bad for 6 hours … we broke the f**k out of that onlyfans record.” We reached out to a rep for the site, and they confirm those numbers are REAL — it’s not an April Fools’ joke. We’re told her subscription price is $23.99 per month.

 

The only thing I was wrong about was that she’d be signed by a porn company, but in fairness, nobody heard of Only Fans in 2017. I should’ve figured she’d be her own boss. There’s no way this girl is employable, even in bukkake.

There’s nothing wrong with being right all the time. There’s also nothing wrong with being honest, and just because you call out bad parenting and point out the obvious truth that a child is well on her way to a porn career as a result of that, doesn’t mean you’re sexualizing children. The bad people are the ones who try to silence you because pointing out facts hurts their feelings.

P.S. The fact that she’s referred to as “a rapper,” and not the cash me outside girl, is a disgrace. She’s about as much of a rapper as MC Spectrum.

 

 

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