Current Events
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Something Isn’t Right About This Springfield Family Who Found A Baby On Their Doorstep With A Note From Mom Saying They Could Keep Him
A crazy story out of Springfield has made not only the local news, but also has appeared in national…
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Patrick Clancy’s Statement About His Wife And Children Is The Most Inspiring Thing I’ve Ever Read
Over the weekend Patrick Clancy, whose 3 children were killed by his wife Lindsay in their Duxbury home, issued…
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Woke State Rep Dylan Fernandes Is Furious That Ron DeSantis Sent 50 Migrants To Martha’s Vineyard
Last night America’s Governor Ron DeSantis sent a chartered flight of 50 undocumented migrants to Martha’s Vineyard since the…
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Punk Rock Revere High School Teacher Announces Signing Bonus For Unqualified Non-White Teachers, Says She Likes Students Who Denounce Republican Parents
This is Revere High School teacher Nancy Barile. She’s been making some job listing posts on Facebook that were…
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Turtleboy Vacation Week Means We’re Publishing Some Of Our Greatest Hits, Let Us Know If You Have Any Requests
Hello turtle riders. I like to go on a vacation once or twice a year to pretend that I…
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Monica Cannon-Grant Is Hosting Her First Post-Indictment Protest When I’m Going Away For Vacation
Breaking News: Monica Cannon-Grant is holding her first protest next Saturday since being arrested and charged by the FBI…
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I Called Lewiston Police For Wellness Check On Bret Killoran After Saying He Put A Gun In His Mouth And Dry Fired
See something, say something. The United States doesn’t have an epidemic of mass shootings because of “gun culture” alone.…
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Bone Ride Is Back Tomorrow, Turtle Club Postponed Until Friday Night
Attention Turtle Club members – this week’s premium live stream is being pushed until tomorrow night at 9:30. Topic,…
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Body Of Missing 3 Year Old Lowell Boy Discovered Near Babysitter’s Home
Lowell Police have been dedicating the last 24 hours to finding a missing 3 year old boy named Harry,…
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Alicia Witt Let Her Parents Die From Cold Exposure In Rundown Worcester Home With No Furnace Or Roof That She Never Visited For 10 Years
Editor’s Note: This topic is apparently controversial, which is fine. We will be discussing it tomorrow night on the…
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“Back In My Day” Mafia Blames Concerned Mother And Defends Lunenburg Superintendent Who Won’t Let Kids Drink Water In Class Because Of COVID
This is Ashley Hovey, a mother from Lunenburg. She was on Boston 25 News yesterday because she blew the…
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Rhode Island Mother Nicole Solas Threatened With Lawsuits By Teacher’s Union And School Committee For Asking If Daughter’s School Is Teaching Critical Race Theory
This is Nicole Solas from South Kingstown, RI, and tonight I’ll be interviewing her on the Turtleboy Live Show…
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Pregnant Boston Police Officer Bravely Confronts Mayor Michelle Wu About Being Forced To Get COVID Vaccine Despite Prior Fertility Issues
This is Gianna Mullane, a Boston Police Officer and the wife of a Boston Firefighter. She is a mother…
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Perfectly Healthy Vaccinated People Wait Hours In Line In Freezing Cold Rain At Boston Library To See If They Have Virus That Can’t Kill Them
Two years into this “pandemic” and it just boggles my mind that there are still people out there who…
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If You Keep Your Kids Home From School Because Foreign Bots Posted Fake School Shooting Threats Then You Are A Moron
Across Massachusetts and the entire country hundreds of thousands of parents are keeping their kids home from school today…
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Southwest Employees Resisting Vaccine Mandates By Calling Out Sick Are Modern Day Montgomery Bus Boycotters
Southwest Airlines, like all major airlines, instituted a vaccine mandate for all employees. But unlike every other workplace that…
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Wachusett School Committee Members Kicked Out Of Public Meeting For Refusing To Wear Masks Despite Holden Principal Taking Selfies In Office Without Mask On
Last night at a Wachusett Regional School Committee meeting two elected representatives from Princeton and Rutland were forced to…
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Principals And School Committees Are Thrilled The FBI And Justice Department Will Be Surveilling Parents Who Question Masks And Critical Race Theory
Last month I roasted the Wachusett Regional School Committee twice at public meetings on the absurdity of forcing our…
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Facebook Being Down All Day Exposed How Dependent The World Is On Unelected Tech Companies
Facebook has been down since 11:30 AM EST today (5 hours and counting), so I’m unable to communicate with…
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State Police Union Estimates Up To 1/3 Of Mass Troopers Will Be Laid Off For Refusing COVID Vaccine
Over the last few weeks I’ve been receiving a number of emails from concerned Massachusetts State Troopers about the…
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