Current Events
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RIP Alec Hall – One Of My Favorite Turtle Riders
In the 10 years I’ve been publishing stories on Turtleboy I’ve had the pleasure of conversing and meeting with…
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Brockton Public Schools Are Missing $14 Million, Superintendent Disappeared, And No One Has Been Fired Or Arrested
In one of the most Brockton headlines of all time, the School Committee just realized there is $14 million…
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I’m Taking A Week Off Starting Sunday And I Have Some Thoughts About Turtleboy’s Recent Growth
On Sunday I’m going on vacation with the fam to Truro for a week and I’m going to…
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Middleborough Middle School Student Has First Amendment Rights Violated By Purple Haired Parents, Activist Administrators Who Ban Him From Wearing “There Are Only 2 Genders” Shirt
I’ve had my hands full with the Canton coverup story and somehow missed this insane story out of Middleborough…
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Kirk Minihane Rips Gerry Callahan For Retweeting Post Opposing Transgender Men In Women’s Sports, Forgetting About Adoption, Coming On Turtleboy Live Show Thursday To Discuss
Today I got invited on the Kirk Minihane Show to discuss an ongoing tweet beef involving Kirk and his…
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Easthampton School Committee Members Won’t Answer Any Questions After Firing Superintendent For Writing “Dear Ladies” In Email
This is Vito Perrone, the interim superintendent of West Springfield Public Schools. Perrone has quite a resume. He played…
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Something Isn’t Right About This Springfield Family Who Found A Baby On Their Doorstep With A Note From Mom Saying They Could Keep Him
A crazy story out of Springfield has made not only the local news, but also has appeared in national…
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Patrick Clancy’s Statement About His Wife And Children Is The Most Inspiring Thing I’ve Ever Read
Over the weekend Patrick Clancy, whose 3 children were killed by his wife Lindsay in their Duxbury home, issued…
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Woke State Rep Dylan Fernandes Is Furious That Ron DeSantis Sent 50 Migrants To Martha’s Vineyard
Last night America’s Governor Ron DeSantis sent a chartered flight of 50 undocumented migrants to Martha’s Vineyard since the…
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Turtleboy Vacation Week Means We’re Publishing Some Of Our Greatest Hits, Let Us Know If You Have Any Requests
Hello turtle riders. I like to go on a vacation once or twice a year to pretend that I…
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Monica Cannon-Grant Is Hosting Her First Post-Indictment Protest When I’m Going Away For Vacation
Breaking News: Monica Cannon-Grant is holding her first protest next Saturday since being arrested and charged by the FBI…
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I Called Lewiston Police For Wellness Check On Bret Killoran After Saying He Put A Gun In His Mouth And Dry Fired
See something, say something. The United States doesn’t have an epidemic of mass shootings because of “gun culture” alone.…
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Bone Ride Is Back Tomorrow, Turtle Club Postponed Until Friday Night
Attention Turtle Club members – this week’s premium live stream is being pushed until tomorrow night at 9:30. Topic,…
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Body Of Missing 3 Year Old Lowell Boy Discovered Near Babysitter’s Home
Lowell Police have been dedicating the last 24 hours to finding a missing 3 year old boy named Harry,…
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Alicia Witt Let Her Parents Die From Cold Exposure In Rundown Worcester Home With No Furnace Or Roof That She Never Visited For 10 Years
Editor’s Note: This topic is apparently controversial, which is fine. We will be discussing it tomorrow night on the…
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“Back In My Day” Mafia Blames Concerned Mother And Defends Lunenburg Superintendent Who Won’t Let Kids Drink Water In Class Because Of COVID
This is Ashley Hovey, a mother from Lunenburg. She was on Boston 25 News yesterday because she blew the…
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Rhode Island Mother Nicole Solas Threatened With Lawsuits By Teacher’s Union And School Committee For Asking If Daughter’s School Is Teaching Critical Race Theory
This is Nicole Solas from South Kingstown, RI, and tonight I’ll be interviewing her on the Turtleboy Live Show…
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Pregnant Boston Police Officer Bravely Confronts Mayor Michelle Wu About Being Forced To Get COVID Vaccine Despite Prior Fertility Issues
This is Gianna Mullane, a Boston Police Officer and the wife of a Boston Firefighter. She is a mother…
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Perfectly Healthy Vaccinated People Wait Hours In Line In Freezing Cold Rain At Boston Library To See If They Have Virus That Can’t Kill Them
Two years into this “pandemic” and it just boggles my mind that there are still people out there who…
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