Fun Facebook Posts
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Woman Warns Hudson Moms Group About Three Men Who Plotted To Sex Traffic Her 11 Month Old Baby In Market Basket
This is Anna Grace Perry from Boston. She was in a Hudson Moms Facebook group yesterday warning other local…
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Lowell Couple Keeps Viral Post Up About Human Trafficking Tewksbury Walmart After Discovering It’s A Toys For Toys Message
This is Chantel Kelleher from Lowell. As you can see, she completely rejects the idea of picking one look…
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Cape Cod Woman Nearly Loses Baby To Child Sex Trafficking At Stop & Shop, Alerts Sandwich Police Who Confirm Her Fears
This is Kelly Maxwell from Sandwich. She’s a mother of a baby boy and was out grocery shopping with…
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Milford Couple Leaves 8 Minute Voicemail Lamenting Journalistic Practices Of Turtleboy, Says They Will Be Character Witnesses In Court
This is Arty Powell from Worcester or Milford. Arty was not happy about the blog we published on…
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Unsuccessful Fitchburg City Council Candidate And Convicted Britney Spears Stalker Accuses Turtleboy Of Not Paying Her Promised Gifts For 2017 Interview About Stolen Goldfish
A few years back we published a blog about a Fitchburg woman named Miranda Tozier-Robbins after she: Was found…
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Man Claims Fitchburg Police Violated His “Constructional Rights” By Forcing Him To Dump Out Beers While Day Drinking On Front Lawn
This is Stephen Getty from Fitchburg. He once met the Pope. Yesterday he logged into Facebook to air his…
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Bangor Man Calls State Police And Attorney On Turtleboy For Criticizing His Bullying Tactics And Calling Him Santa Sex Offender
We’re back on YouTube and will be doing the Live Show there tonight at 9 PM about the topic…
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Plymouth Woman Accuses Police And DA’s Office Of Covering For Neighbor Who Murdered 2 Month Old Baby
This is Deb Bean Byrne from Plymouth. She’s your classic “does anyone know what those sirens are on Main…
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Commenters Outraged Over Big E Brawl Blog, Accuse Turtleboy Of Racism And Assumptions About Ratchets
The Uncle Turtleboy Facebook page (which you should like and follow by clicking here) was on fire this week…
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Activist Woman Finds Nothing Funny About Facebook Commentary After Midget On Moped Gets Arrested For Shooting At South Bay Mall
According to Live Boston a midget on a moped was arrested after fleeing a shooting at Rachael Rollins favorite…
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UMass Student Posts Week Old Wild Racist Email She Claims Was Sent To Every Black Student On Campus
This is UMass senior Sari Saint-Hilaire from Revere. Today she posted a racist email on Facebook that she claims…
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Turtle Riders Are Really Upset That I Won’t Be Their Slave, Demand Access To Bonus Content For Free
Turtleboy has been censored in ways that no other media outlet has ever been censored: Banned from Google AdSense,…
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Male Nurse Vows To Sue Turtleboy For Criticizing Brigham And Women’s Bully Nurses Who Won’t Go Near Unvaccinated Nurses
Last night I did a live show ripping into the Brigham Women’s nurses who are bullying and dehumanizing their…
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Chairman Of Billerica Commission On Disability Criticized For Calling Woman R Word During Facebook Dispute On Illegal Parking
This is Stephen Strykowski, the Chairman of the Billerica Commission on Disability. The other day this bootleg Wilford Brimley…
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Boxborough Elementary School Teacher Seeks Advice On Finding More Diverse Cartoons Than Cocomelon To Achieve Full Antiracism
In the never ending search for diversity, equity, and inclusion, one local white woman stands above the rest in…
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Quincy Woman Looking For Under The Table Job So She Can Keep Collecting Disability While Working
This is Rachael Fleming from Quincy. She woke up today and decided to announce in the Everything Quincy Facebook…
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Uxbridge Woman Barely Survives Attempted Kidnapping By Man In White Van With Things On The Top By Hiding In Bushes
This is Anna Faith from Uxbridge. The other day she was nearly kidnapped in broad daylight by an unidentified…
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Hyde Park Gluten-Free Pagan Woman Upset With Laundromat For Allowing Vaccinated Customers To Not Wear Masks
This is Christine Denise Day from Hyde Park. She recently drove her bicycle to the Laundry Queen in Hyde…
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Salem Man Previously Arrested For Leaving 3 Month Baby Home Alone To Cheat On Wife With Mistress Who Crashed Into Pole Accuses All Cops Of Mistreating Their Wives
People say dumb stuff on the Internet a lot, and I get pitched with story ideas for them all…
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Worcester Bakery Owner Engaged To Man, Has Never Been With A Woman, Uses Business Page During Pride Month To Announce She’s Bisexual, Has Used Similar Tactics Before
Last year we published a blog about Jennifer Lasala, the owner of Jennifer Leigh’s Bakery in Worcester and Boston,…
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