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Salem Man Previously Arrested For Leaving 3 Month Baby Home Alone To Cheat On Wife With Mistress Who Crashed Into Pole Accuses All Cops Of Mistreating Their Wives
People say dumb stuff on the Internet a lot, and I get pitched with story ideas for them all…
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Worcester Bakery Owner Engaged To Man, Has Never Been With A Woman, Uses Business Page During Pride Month To Announce She’s Bisexual, Has Used Similar Tactics Before
Last year we published a blog about Jennifer Lasala, the owner of Jennifer Leigh’s Bakery in Worcester and Boston,…
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Exposing Scam Artists In Right Wing Circles Is Just As Important As Exposing Scam Artists In Left Wing Circles
Last night on Turtle Club we reviewed some of the fun messages I received from the MAGA Menopause Mafia.…
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Framingham Mom Seeks 10 Year Old Boy On Facebook Who She Can Drop 3 Year Old Off With For A Few Hours Because He’s Bugging Her
This is Ada Salie from Framingham. The mother of 3 is originally from Romania and is therefore required to…
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White Women Accuse Webster Police Of Police Brutality Towards Black Men Despite Police Chief Who Appeased BLM Last Year By Laying Face Down Protest
Last June Webster Police Chief Michael Shaw attempted to please protesters at a BLM rally by laying face down with…
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New Bedford Woman And Child Say They Were Nearly Kidnapped In Dartmouth Shaws By Man Who Was Near Them 3 Times
The Pumpkin Spice Mafia has been keeping a low profile lately but yesterday they re-emerged in New Bedford. Meet…
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White Marblehead Woman Explains How White People Are Oppressing And Killing POC By Not Assuming Mikayla Miller Was Murdered
This is Lindsay Penkrat, a Boston College student from Marblehead. Based on her hundreds of Facebook and IG pictures…
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Northampton Antifa Woman Looking For Therapist Who Takes Mass Health And Specializes In Whiteness And White Supremacy
This is Aschleigh Jensen, a local Antifa from Northampton. She is looking for some help finding a therapist with…
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Western Mass Women Demand That Cops Let Black Girls Get Stabbed To Death
Yesterday I blogged about the death of Ma’Khia Bryant, who was shot by a Columbus, OH police officer named…
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Montague Woman Looking For Non-White Pelvic Therapist In Organic Facebook Mommy Facebook Group Lashes Out At Critics Who Point Out Her Racism
This is Julia Demillones from Montague. She’s posted in a Facebook group called Crunchy Moms of Massachusetts, looking for…
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Ashburnham Residents Call Police, Fear For Their Lives After Comments They Made In Public Facebook Group Threatening Children Were Screenshotted And Appeared On TB
Editor’s Note: I will be having Nate Comeau, Ashburnham candidate for School Committee, on the live show tonight at…
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“Asian-American” Vegan Woman Bans Fitchburg Residents From Using “Chinese Auction” Because It’s Getting Asian People Killed
This is Elizabeth Gordon from Wilmington, North Carolina. She’s a social justice warrior who must’ve lived in Fitchburg at…
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Salem High School Principal Says It’s Possible For Students To Identify As Autistic For Autism Awareness Month
This is Salem High School Principal Samantha Meier. The other day for Autism Awareness Month (yes, they have a…
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Acton Woman Tells Black Woman From Roxbury Looking For Hiking Partner That She’d Like To Take Black People For A Walk And Protect Them As White Allies
This is Raina Small from Roxbury. She joined a Facebook hiking group called Hiking Massachusetts because she wanted to…
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Mansfield Residents Are Not Happy About TB Blog Exposing Teacher For Ties To Violent Extremists Who Disrupted Family Festival In Bridgewater
Many Mansfield residents are upset over the blog we published yesterday about Mansfield Antifa teacher Jill Sheriden who showed…
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Clarence Woods Emerson Suspended 30 Days, Like TBS Facebook Page To Keep Up With Content
I went a full calendar year without Clarence Woods Emerson – my primary Turtleboy Facebook account – getting suspended.…
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Woburn Woman Sends Mob After Burlington Nail Salon For Not Giving Her 5 Finger Discount On Manicure Despite Only Having 5 Fingernails
This is Kayla Brown from Woburn. Kayla has a congenital birth defect that has left her with…
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How To Follow TB On Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, YouTube, Email, And Parler
Following Turtleboy on social media is a unique experience. As you know if you follow the blog, we are…
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Orange Man Demands Blog Be Removed Exposing His Christmas Begging Scam, Vows To Build Moat And File Slander Lawsuit
Yesterday we blogged about an Orange couple that was scamming community Facebook pages all over Western and Central MA…
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Boston Residents Admonish Police For Responding To Larceny Call After Woman Interferes During Incident With 2 Black Men
This is Zunaira Malik from Boston. She was on her way home from grocery shopping yesterday when she saw…
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