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All Star Swampscott Boy Destroys Dighton-Rehoboth Girl’s Face, Scores Both Goals In 2-0 Field Hockey Playoff Victory
On Thursday in a MIAA field hockey state playoff game between Swampscott and Dighton-Rehoboth Regional a girl from D-R…
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Join The Turtleboy March Madness Pool For Free To Win Free Turtleboy Gear
If you’re into sportball and you like to enter free contests that yield free Turtleboy prizes for winners, then…
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North High Men’s Basketball Program Is Set To Make History In State Championship On Saturday
Usually when I report on stories there is some sort of villain or bad guy who is being exposed.…
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Twitter Mob Comes For Anyone Asking Questions About Fairness Of Cancelling A Football Game Due To A Horrific Incident
Editor’s Note: We discussed this topic on the Live Show (49:25) Last night during the Bills-Bengals game a special teams…
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Rachael Rollins Red Sox Executive Sister Takes Down BLM Billboard Outside Fenway Because It’s Hurting Ticket Sales, Fenway Group Fails To Follow Through On Diversity Pledge
Two years ago Netflix, Pepsi, Nike, Google, and pretty much every billion dollar corporation partnered with and pandered towards…
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Enter FREE Turtleboy March Madness Pool For Chance To Win Turtle Gear And Turtle Club Subscription
March Madness begins today around noon and we’re doing a Turtleboy Madness bracket again this year. Sorry about the…
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Patriots-Bills Live Stream Starts Tonight At 8 PM
We’ll be live streaming the Pats-Bills game tonight starting around 8-ish. Click here to subscribe to our YouTube channel…
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Patriots-Falcons Watch Party Tonight On Turtleboy
The Live Show tonight is gonna consist of me sitting on my couch watching the Patriots try to get…
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US Women’s Soccer Team Losing To Canadian Team With A Non-Binary Player Named Quinn Makes Defeat Double Enjoyable
Sometimes bad things do happen to bad people. I’ve never rooted against America before, but the U.S. Women’s Soccer…
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Bret And Uncle Turtleboy Will Be Live Watching The Bruins Game Tonight And Discussing Blogs In Between Periods
The live show tonight will start at 7 instead of 9, and it will be me and Bret watching…
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I Won’t Watch The Celtics Since Jaylen Brown And Marcus Smart Are Too Afraid To Defend Their Fans From Kyrie Irving’s Baseless Allegations Of Racism
The Celtics are playing the Nets again right now and I won’t be watching. Not just because they’re going…
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Join Free Turtleboy March Madness Pool, Win Free Turtle Gear
We’re doing a free March Madness pool this year on Turtleboy which you can join by clicking here. You don’t have…
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Turtle Rider Cup Postponed Until May 24 Due To Governor Baker’s Ridiculous Rules Barring Gatherings Of 50 Or More People
Sorry to start off Monday with some unfortunate news, but due to the fact that we are governed by…
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Kansas City Fans Who Booed The “Moment Of Unity” In Last Night’s Game Sent A More Powerful Message Than Boycotting Ever Could
I will not be boycotting the NFL this year. Don’t get me wrong, I despise the the terrorist organization known…
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Bruins Photoshop Boston Police Logo Off Charlie Coyle’s Shirt In IG Post After Globe Reporter Matt Porter Criticizes Tuukka Rask For Wearing BPD Hat During Interview
The Boston Police Department hockey has collaborated with the Boston Bruins over the years, and together they started the…
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Red Sox Put Up Black Lives Matter Billboard Outside Of Fenway Park Despite Recent Actions Showing How Little They Care About Black People
The Red Sox have made headlines by putting up a new sign promoting black lives matter outside of Fenway Park…
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Barstool Sports Pushes Chinese Propaganda, Criticizes US Senator For Asking NBA To Support Democracy In Hong Kong
I’ve documented how Barstool Sports has transitioned from being an edgy free speech haven into just another PC rag…
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Red Sox Photoshopped 3 Personnel Of Color Onto Fenway Park Picture In Chaim Bloom’s Officer During Draft To Appear More Diverse
Update: The Red Sox Stats account admits it was a photoshop and says it was not sanctioned by the…
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Red Sox Put Up A Black Lives Matter Sign And MLK Picture In GM’s Office During MLB Draft To Virtue Signal Wokeness
The Red Sox posted this picture of GM Chaim Bloom during last night’s MLB draft. What an insufferable, pandering,…
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Trump Administration Says Connecticut Must Not Allow Biological Boys To Compete In Girls Sports Due To Title IX Violation
NBC: A Connecticut policy that allows transgender athletes to compete in girls sports violates the civil rights of female athletes,…
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