Beachgoers at Wingaersheek Beach in Gloucester were horrified over the weekend when they saw a man and woman simulating their baby making skills in front of hundreds of people including small children. It began with gentle lap dancing, but quickly progressed into some reverse cowgirl, hair pulling and booty slapping, before the esteemed gentleman stood her up, bent her over, continued to pull her hair, pounded her so hard that she fell over, and finally commenced what is commonly referred to as “skull f***ing.”
Evidently these two lovebirds took a wrong turn on the way to Hampton Beach. This is why so many towns don’t have public beaches. The amount of children who walked into the foreground while these went at it shows just how many fucks they forgot to give that day.
A brave woman went over and asked them if he would mind taking a break from stuffing her taco, which upset the pork piñata because wasn’t done with him yet, so they told her to get out of there while he gagged her and continued on with the show.
They could not fathom why anyone would have a problem with this.
Finally another man walked over to try to get them to get them to stop. She had some interesting things to say before degrading him for his weight and throwing his sunglasses.
“I don’t give a f*** n****, I look pretty, what’s good? Yea, shake that ass.”
I can see this young lady is from Lynn.
The ironic part about this is that Brazilian media is now calling out American culture for being too provocative and sexual.
That’s like being called out by the Amish for being too prude.
Anyone know these sea squirters? Would love to get them on the live show to explain why they think it’s appropriate to give kids a sex ed class in the middle of July.
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