Law and Order

Drunk Driver Displaces Family, Gives Middle Finger After Crashing Into Hampton Pizza Shop


Here’s your douchebag of the day from Newburyport:

A Massachusetts man is facing charges after allegedly crashing his truck into Greg’s Bistro in downtown Hampton Saturday night in an incident that injured four people. Stephen Davis, 24, of Newburyport, was arrested and charged with felony driving while intoxicated and reckless conduct, police said. The severity of the injuries was not immediately known.

Police were called at 9:12 p.m. to Greg’s Bistro for a report of a pickup truck that had crashed into the occupied building at 445 Lafayette Road. When officers arrived, police said, they saw that the pickup truck had left the roadway and crashed through the glass front door area of the business. The Hampton Fire Department assisted injured people who were inside the business at the time of the crash. Crews transported four people to the hospital, one person from the vehicle and three from the restaurant, according to officials. Police said Davis had a passenger in the truck at the time of the crash.

The Hampton Fire Department determined the building was structurally unsafe and arrangements were made for six residents from the second-floor apartments above the restaurant to be evacuated. The American Red Cross was contacted to help the displaced residents, police said. Hampton Fire Chief Michael McMahon will inspect the building with the town’s building inspector on Monday, according to the Hampton Fire Department.

Davis was arrested Saturday night and released on personal recognizance bail. He is scheduled to be arraigned at Rockingham Superior Court on Dec. 22 at 12:30 p.m. Police said the case remains under investigation and will be forwarded to the Rockingham County attorney’s office.

Sometimes it’s really hard for to avoid driving your car into a restaurant, since it sits there not moving and is covered in neon lights. I understand that people sometimes have a couple drinks and drive with a buzz when they shouldn’t, but this guy was clearly blackout drunk because he’s a raging piece of shit who doesn’t care about how his actions affect others. Here’s a picture one of the displaced residents of the building got before he was arrested:

Imagine you had to move into a motel indefinitely because that maggot turned the pizzeria into a drive through? It sounded like an earthquake in their apartment.

Apparently the Newburyport Nutwagon is well known in the area for driving like a complete asshole all the time:

“My dad lives in Salisbury and said that this kid drove by his house going 70 mph down the middle yellow lines all summer long. He took down his plate and he remembered the Harley sticker on the back. He’s clearly a winner.”

Unfortunately he was released on personal recognizance and might’ve deleted his social media if he had it, so all we are left with is this glorious mugshot featuring the unkempt pube farm he calls a beard and mustache.


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